a tear(as in a opening of the skin, not a crying tear) in my butt

[Folie à Deux]

you know you dont have to post everythjing that happens here

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[Alyx Vance]

i did get it and I created this topic because I knew people would find it entertaining
yeah I knew you were referring to op
have you not been reading the content of the last two pages?

Actually I didn't, it was really early in the morning. My apologies.

[Katadeus]

#blogland

so basically i noticed that every time i took a dump i had a really itchy starfish and just recently i saw bright red blood on the tp

i googled the symptoms and i apparently have something called an "brown town fissure" which is basically a small tear in the skin around the star fish

no i am not gay

i think i had a huge poo once and it caused the tear but its getting better now


discuss stuffty stories

I've had these, they've come back recently
They were actually diagnosed when I was younger, so w/e to Oasis. Same symptoms etc.

[dr_pepper]

"What does this picture say to you"
Congratulations if you get what I'm referencing

[espio100]

WHAT THE forget

[The GI of MA]

well then

[Alkatjo]

I've never had anything like this before. Just make sure it doesn't get infected oh wait that's going to be hard considering all the stuff, literal stuff that passes by the fissure.
Just keep it clear or rip.

[Alyx Vance]

I've never had anything like this before. Just make sure it doesn't get infected oh wait that's going to be hard considering all the stuff, literal stuff that passes by the fissure.
Just keep it clear or rip.

Actually you'd be surprised about how easy it is. I've had it happen a lot and not once has it been infected.

[Alkatjo]

Alex....
What where you doing to have it happen in the first place?
 

[Alyx Vance]

Alex....
What where you doing to have it happen in the first place?
 

Got carried away

[XR-7]

Got carried away

You should've told him to put you down.

[Alyx Vance]

You should've told him to put you down.

I did but he didn't listen, stuff happened afterwords.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Still better than having a Tick on your snake and getting an erecti- wait, to much info?

[Ragequit]

when u feel the need to poop don't wait because that results in harder poop I think

[Foxscotch]

It probably wasn't an brown town fissure, but I'm sure you're a medical professional and you would know these things.

who put a tear in ur butt lol