a tear(as in a opening of the skin, not a crying tear) in my butt
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ABlockOfCheese

March 24, 2015, 10:06:10 PM
#blogland

so basically i noticed that every time i took a dump i had a really itchy starfish and just recently i saw bright red blood on the tp

i googled the symptoms and i apparently have something called an "brown town fissure" which is basically a small tear in the skin around the star fish

no i am not gay

i think i had a huge poo once and it caused the tear but its getting better now


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« Last Edit: March 24, 2015, 11:05:53 PM by ABlockOfCheese »

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Nal

March 24, 2015, 10:06:59 PM
WHAT THE forget

AcornCake

March 24, 2015, 10:07:02 PM

Dreams_Of_Cheese

March 24, 2015, 10:07:23 PM
at last

definitive proof that we are different people

Trogtor

March 24, 2015, 10:07:27 PM
My star fish is bleeding!

Alternat¡ve

March 24, 2015, 10:08:06 PM
Get some more fiber in your diet.

McZealot

March 24, 2015, 10:08:42 PM
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GOOGLE THIS

Hawt

March 24, 2015, 10:10:00 PM

ABlockOfCheese

March 24, 2015, 10:12:08 PM
Quote from: Nal on March 24, 2015, 10:06:59 PM
WHAT THE forget
Quote from: Hawt on March 24, 2015, 10:10:00 PM

hey pal you clicked on the topic

Quote from: AcornCake on March 24, 2015, 10:07:02 PM
AAAYYYY
LMAO

Quote from: Dreams_Of_Cheese on March 24, 2015, 10:07:23 PM
at last

definitive proof that we are different people
everyone already knew i was rotondo

Quote from: Alternat¡ve on March 24, 2015, 10:08:06 PM
Get some more fiber in your diet.
working on it

Quote from: McZealot on March 24, 2015, 10:08:42 PM
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GOOGLE THIS
i didnt make you google stuff (see my stuffty pun there?)((AGAIN))
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« Last Edit: March 24, 2015, 10:14:54 PM by ABlockOfCheese »

Headcrab Zombie

March 24, 2015, 10:13:39 PM
too much brown town

Tumbleweed

March 24, 2015, 10:14:25 PM
AAAAA

SmogonBoogler

March 24, 2015, 10:16:13 PM
I thought you started crying and all the tears went down to your ass.

i need sleep

ABlockOfCheese

March 24, 2015, 10:16:46 PM
Quote from: Tumbleweed on March 24, 2015, 10:14:25 PM
AAAAA
you are welcome

Quote from: SmogonBoogler on March 24, 2015, 10:16:13 PM
I thought you started crying and all the tears went down to your ass.
that can still be arranged

Maxwell.

March 24, 2015, 10:20:16 PM

Oasis

March 24, 2015, 10:21:53 PM
It probably wasn't an brown town fissure, but I'm sure you're a medical professional and you would know these things.
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