Most embarrassing childhood memory?

[Snoop Da Dogg]

title says it all, no need for explanations.

back in 2nd grade, i hit a girl, got in trouble for it, my teacher loving screamed at me. idk what he said, but I remember this part specifically. he said 'JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING IN TROUBLE, DOES THAT MEAN I'M A BAD TEACHER?' I didn't understand him because I was so panicked so I slowly nodded my head yes and i think he flipped a table or something
another thing i did, same class, print 999 pages (yes) of the same page out of the printer because i accidentally hit enter.

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[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

not mine but a friend once talked about research in third grade
in front of the class

[XR-7]

I was throwing rocks at a neighbor's door and he came out and yelled at me and threatened to tell my parents. I ran away and hid behind my garage (disconnected from house) only to see him coming up the sidewalk. He raised his hand to knock on my front door and I ran up behind him pleading for him to not tell. He just scoffed and knocked anyway, so I was standing right next to him when my mom opened the door. My ears were burning hot when I listened to him telling my mom what I did.

[SBG]

once upon of time, I sharted

[shamester]

Yelled pusillanimous individual in art class by accident, I didn't know what it was, the teacher almost flipped out.

[RTBARCHIVE]

I heard my first grade teacher call the princible a kike

[MoltenKitten]

crapped my pants in 1st grade

then i tried changing my pants in the middle of nurses office

do i win?

[hodot]

What i thought was a fart, was really a stuff

[Snoop Da Dogg]

that shart one reminded me of another embarrassing memory.
i had to pee so bad
so bad
but i already used my restroom pass and was to nervous to ask again
but i held it in too long, i couldn't take it anymore.
i rushed to the teacher, begging her to let me go
she did, actually. it was like she never even knew i went before.
right as I was about to sit down and let out the frustration, i pissed myself
thankfully i didn't stuff myself as well.
i told everyone else i slipped and did the splits on the wet part of the bathroom
they loving belived it

[Electrk.]

everything

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Well in 5th grade I found out a girl liked me and I freaked the forget out. I was 10 at the time

[Nonnel]

once in 4th grade we were doing the we will rock you stomp stomp clap while the teacher was out of the room and he made us apologize in front of the class and that's probably the most embarrassing moment in my childhood
It wasn't that bad

[Jubel]

I would make up fake backstories about video games because the internet wasnt a huge thing yet, and everyone believed it.

[Sheepocalypse]

I jacked off in my friends house, and his mom walked in.

[XR-7]

Well in 5th grade I found out a girl liked me and I freaked the forget out. I was 10 at the time

Okay forget the story I posted earlier, this reminded me of something worse.

I was 13 and was obsessed with a girl at church. For some handicapped reason, I told my brother (probably 11) and made him promise not to tell anybody. That Wednesday when I went to the youth meeting, I came out when it was over and my brother's friend started teasing me about it. I didn't really care if he knew, until I found out that my brother's friend's older brother (aka my best friend) also knew about it. I also found out that he had a crush on her too and dated her once. It doesn't really seem like a big deal now, but it was really awkward then.

The whole thing ended up falling apart thanks to me. When I left that church, I emailed a different friend at that church and told him to tell the girl I liked that I had a heavy crush on her for the past several months. I was leaving the church and probably wouldn't see her again anyway, so I didn't care. She apparently didn't give much reaction. Skip forward several years, with me being 17. I was sitting in the guidance office at school working on homework when the same girl walked in. She was a guidance worker and I was perm-passed to stay in there all semester. It was very very weird to be sitting at the same usually empty table with her after so long and after such awkward circumstances. For the entire semester, I think I kept my eyes glued to my homework/tablet/whatever just to avoid attracting attention.