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Author Topic: Most embarrassing childhood memory?  (Read 1038 times)

sometime around 4th grade i was running along the sidewalk of my school with my earbuds in when i spot these two girls talking. i was really dumb and shy, and my counselor told me to talk to people. i had severe issues with socializing back then, and i was often used to muttering out things that made absolutely no sense or were incredibly inappropriate. i had no idea who these girls were, so i ran up to them and asked them if they'd like to be my friends. they asked me if i were gay. i cringed a little. i told them i was straight, and they started laughing. so instantly, i told them they were sluts and they needed to get their heads chopped off. afterwards, they told the principle and i got a week's worth of lunch detention.

the funny thing is, i often had issues talking to adults when i was accused of bad behavior, so as soon as the principle walked in i screamed at him, telling him he was a monday and that he should die in a hole. the principle just made me have a week of lunch detentions, hell he didn't even yell at me. i don't get that???

funny how i didn't get suspended.


In 1st grade I was really sick but I couldn't stay home due to tests so during the middle of the test while everyone is quiet I let out this really loud groan and I fall on the ground vomiting my stomach out, so I was laying in a puddle of vomit the size of me and I just going. I finally stopped around a minute later and walked to the nurses office only to vomit all over the damn wall and couch thing. I was vomiting so hard I didn't realize I had peed my pants.


the funny thing is, i often had issues talking to adults when i was accused of bad behavior,


i feel u

in first grade we were only allowed to go to toilets once, 1 person is allowed in boys and 1 in girls. we took turns and we were singing humpty dumpty while the toilets were full. i had to go to the toilet sooooo bad that i had to sit on a chair and wait but then i peed my self, like down to my knees. i was crying, my mom called the teacher just when i started crying, she came to pick me up so the teacher gave me my stuff and lead me to the office were you get collected. i was red from embarresment.