"Scientists agree that drinking without a mouth will lead to a huge mess."
"Got stuffstains in your fridge, we'll send you two Mighty Thirstys to wear as flip-flops. Got stuffstains on your car, we'll send you two Minis to clean your titties. Got stuffstains on your desk, it's probably time to get a new job. Aquaman interject on your countertop? You just earned yourself the Jumbo Mighty Thirsty."