Author Topic: (blogland) dropped my glass... (Read 1077 times)

espio100 · March 30, 2015, 08:14:02 AM

So I saw I still had a glass with some coca cola from last night and decided to put it in the dishwasher. I picked it up (it wasn't even heavy) and suddenly scumbag arthrosis kicks in. it was so loving painfull I dropped my glass. It shattered in a million pieces with cola splashing everywhere while I shoutes very loud "forget stuff rooster whore cunt fitta" (yes, my exact words). It was monday and usually our maid cleans up our house (not tryna brag) and I totally forgot. So I ran to the kitchen getting some stuff to cleab the mess up and she looked at me very awkward while I looked back with terror in my face because she heard it all. I tried to act as normal as possible but looked like a loving handicap trying to get the stuff while she kept looking at me with an awkward face.
so yeah.

TL;DR: dropped glass, shouted loud, maid was home.
/discuss other awkward stories.

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IkeTheGeneric · March 30, 2015, 08:23:30 AM

one time I dropped a glass of almond milk

didn't even try to catch it, forget almond milk

Mr.Noßody · March 30, 2015, 08:27:58 AM

So you broke a glass with flat coke, have arthritis, swore like a sailor, and you have a maid?
Is this normal or did I step into the twilight zone?

IkeTheGeneric · March 30, 2015, 08:30:04 AM

Quote from: Mr.Noßody on March 30, 2015, 08:27:58 AM

So you broke a glass with flat coke, have arthritis, swore like a sailor, and you have a maid?
Is this normal or did I step into the twilight zone?

Sounds like a normal day in the life of a belgium boy

Mr.Noßody · March 30, 2015, 08:32:16 AM

I'm more impressed at how maids still exist. I thought they were just a production of the 50s 1%.

espio100 · March 30, 2015, 08:33:21 AM

Quote from: Mr.Noßody on March 30, 2015, 08:27:58 AM

So you broke a glass with flat coke, have arthritis, swore like a sailor, and you have a maid?
Is this normal or did I step into the twilight zone?

ehh, if you let out the part where I drop my glass and sweared like a loving handicap, yes.

IkeTheGeneric · March 30, 2015, 08:34:26 AM

Quote from: Mr.Noßody on March 30, 2015, 08:32:16 AM

I'm more impressed at how maids still exist. I thought they were just a production of the 50s 1%.

I knew a couple families that had a maid because both the mother and father were working while the kids went to school. It's an honest living, from what I've heard.

And I don't think it's necessarily a upper-middle-class thing, it depends on the rates of the maid's services.