April Fools jokes - who's doing what [spoilers] [72 jokes]

[LeetZero]

https://www.humblebundle.com/ballyhoo

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

https://www.humblebundle.com/ballyhoo

i wonder if they'll actually give the items people paid for.

[LeetZero]

i wonder if they'll actually give the items people paid for.

You apparently get .pdf instructions.

[pefu19]

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/44358/nvidia-acquires-valve-announces-half-life-3-release-2016/index.html
April feels!

[halonerfer29]

http://gamejolt.com/gas/?utm_source=gamejolt&utm_medium=site-takeover&utm_campaign=Gas
Game Jolt is making its own distributing platform like Steam or Origin. April Fools! :D

EDIT: http://executivesuite2016.tumblr.com/post/115074577715/tumblr-executivesuite-2016-is-the-hottest-business
Tumblr is coming out with a new business start-up program.

EDIT2: http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/1/8324661/microsoft-ms-dos-april-fools-joke
"Microsoft launches MS-DOS mobile to reboot its struggling smartphone efforts."

EDIT3: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/richard-iii-the-university-of-leicester-expected-to-change-name-to-king-richard-university-10147577.html
"The University of Leicester expected to change name to King Richard University."

EDIT4 - NSFW: http://www.firebox.com/product/7078/Inner-Selfie-Stick?src_t=nwt&src_id=000&via=press_nl&via=NL_row&NL_pos=5
"There’s no nook or cranny this stick won’t reach." Don’t click on that link if you’re eating breakfast, by the way. Or eating anything. There’s a big picture of a rectum, basically.

EDIT5: https://twitter.com/Tesco/status/583177019283787776/
Tesco is introducing trampolines in aisles.

EDIT6: https://twitter.com/paulcoxon/status/583175602158604288/
The card reader has been upgraded at Cambridge to incorporate voice commands.

EDIT7: http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researchers-confirm-existence-force
CERN Researchers confirm existence of The Force.

EDIT8: http://thenextweb.com/google/2015/04/01/roundup-all-of-googles-jokes-for-april-fools-day-2015/
All April Fools jokes so far by Google.

[Masterlegodude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfXWe5gyakM

ValveTime talks about a leaked plan for SteamXXX, an adult-only Steam hub

Youtube added an 'Add Music' button to the video player (might need Chrome to see) that plays a short clip of Sandstorm

[MrLoL²]

Youtube added an 'Add Music' button to the video player (might need Chrome to see) that plays a short clip of Sandstorm

[K3k0m@n]

does anyone else notice the giant-ass signatures
now I really wish I got this .gif for my signature done

[Folie à Deux]

does anyone else notice the giant-ass signatures
now I really wish I got this .gif for my signature done

no i cant see the signatures that take up my entire screen
jk i  turned them off

[Masterlegodude]

I can never tell because Youtube is always super inconsistent between Firefox and Chrome, or at least it is for me

[TheBlackParrot]

updated OP

[halonerfer29]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/anti-april-fools-day-live-5437896
Every bad April Fools joke thus far.

[Col. Derontchi]

The captain of my swim team is calling a fake practice after school and anyone who shows up has to run outside in their suit.

[snot2]

imgur plays imgur

http://imgur.com/play

[Alternat¡ve]

http://www.reddit.com/r/flashtv
http://www.reddit.com/r/shield

the ol' switcheroo