Poll

Best choice?

Blow that forgeter up with some Tannerite
11 (16.4%)
Lock your windows
1 (1.5%)
Shotgun
8 (11.9%)
Air gun
2 (3%)
Sword
2 (3%)
Give it to Pie Crust
11 (16.4%)
pucnh
6 (9%)
It is Pie Crust
26 (38.8%)

Total Members Voted: 67

Author Topic: How do I get rid of this fox  (Read 2313 times)

Light it on fire and argue that it's superior to chrome.

Light it on fire and argue that it's superior to chrome.
Best idea.

What is this damn thread even about

Light it on fire and argue that it's superior to chrome.
10/10

you'd have to use no items or weapons if you want to be honorable in your bout
your battle with it may be your final destination, because it is a very dangerous beast

Yes, your final destination. The last day you're a virgin from behind.

you'd have to use no items or weapons if you want to be honorable in your bout
your battle with it may be your final destination, because it is a very dangerous beast
For anyone who doesn't get it...
"No items, fox only, final destination"


Trap it, simple enough

plot twist: the fox is actually pie crust

you should kill it before it rapes you

You have options.
You run outside making loud annoying noises while flailing your arms

You could buy a gun and shoot blanks to scare it off or fire live rounds

You could call animal control

you could buy a tranq gun and relocate it yourself

you can do nothing



Quick, get him while he's weakend!

Am not weak now! Prepare your star fish tonight.


Give it ram and watch it eat it.