Author Topic: You're all John  (Read 7848 times)


"Hey there, I'm John. Just your every day normal guy doing normal things. But I'm tired of my life as it is and I want to go on adventur-"



"Hold on I have to take this."


"You're a loving friend."


...And the adventure begins now.

WHAT IS THIS?
Its simple! Every post in this thread is a voice in John's head! Whenever you post, I'll roll a 100 sided die to see how much your post influenced John, those with higher influence will affect the next post!

This will be done entirely through images I find on google, and if they aren't exactly what i need, then I'll just edit them through some of my image editing programs.

You can literally post anything you want to influence John's decisions, or heck, possibly influence the laws of reality, all you need to know now is...

John is falling from a 50 story building. How are we going to stop that?

"Do I have a parachute?"

"Do I have a parachute?"
Rolled 93Parachute spontaneously appears


"I DO NOW"

Activate parachute and land like a badass

"Ok let's pull the c- WOAH IS THAT BARACK OBAMA IN THE DISTANCE?!"


Activate parachute and land like a badass
Rolled 34He's not landing yet, but who knows!
"Ok let's pull the c- WOAH IS THAT BARACK OBAMA IN THE DISTANCE?!"
Rolled 63Yes you'd be correct
Thumb up the ass
Rolled 68There was an attempt.


John is attempting to put his thumb firmly into his star fish, he is however having trouble as he is falling down at WHOGIVESAstuff miles per hour. Wait... is that....


"HOLY stuff"

Attempt to hijack Obamabird.

fist pump obama in midair



Grab the obama by the head and slam his loving head into the window pull him out when he submits and lets you glide on his back

'Man, i really wish my face was composed of cupcakes right now.'

skewer obama with the burj

this is the best forum adventure out there