You're all John

[Hawt]

suck your own richard

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

RKO Obamabird

[tnatsissA]

"I eat john, it's what I do!"

[Lady_Sevacre]

Attempt to hijack Obamabird.

Rolled 6You would but Obama isn't a bird and you aren't a muslim!

fist pump obama in midair

Rolled 2I don't think "Fist pump" is a thing you do to other people

fist pump obama in midair

do this instead

Rolled 22John likes your ideas but can't seem to put them in effect

first pump obama

Rolled 20He's not a cow either!

Grab the obama by the head and slam his loving head into the window pull him out when he submits and lets you glide on his back

Rolled 15You're John, not Coldsteel.

'Man, i really wish my face was composed of cupcakes right now.'

Rolled 28I do too my friend, I do too.

skewer obama with the burj

Rolled 99It has a mind of its own!

this is the best forum adventure out there

Rolled 2It's only downhill from here!

suck your own richard

Rolled 45I think it's too small?

RKO Obamabird

Rolled 93I have no idea what this means but okay

"I eat john, it's what I do!"

Rolled 73Obama supports cannibalism, vote now!


John is not too sure what exactly is happening by this point, is Obama yelling something about eating him? Why did the building suddenly fly into Obama? Is it because he's black? The world might never know. But John does know one thing...


Atleast he's not falling

[SteveJenkins]

Great! now diveroll home

[Nonnel]

Go back to the top of the building and fall again

[XR-7]

Play in traffic

[tber123]

Steal a car

[CypherX]

smoke a blunt and contemplate existence

[gr8dayseth]

attempt to find the guy who called you a cigarette and destroy his house
and/or
go to the nearest Subway and order a sandwich

[Flush535]

go home to your loving wife

[John Freeman]

Excuse me
I am the only John

[Lady_Sevacre]

Great! now diveroll home

Rolled 41Home is where the heart is! (that means your chest silly)

Go back to the top of the building and fall again

Rolled 88On my way!

Play in traffic

Rolled 80Why would there be cars on th- oh my god theres cars

Steal a car

Rolled 33I think you mean "be hit by a car"

smoke a blunt and contemplate existence

Rolled 44Why do meteors always land in craters?

attempt to find the guy who called you a cigarette and destroy his house
and/or
go to the nearest Subway and order a sandwich

Rolled 73Google, don't fail me now!

go home to your loving wife

Rolled 62She died of cancer years ago.

Excuse me
I am the only John

Rolled 66Congratulations, we can both be the only Johns together!


As John rushes up the building, he whips out his laptop and starts using Google search to find his arch enemy and the nearest subway. But cars suddenly start driving down the building and... wait... does that one have a face oh god it has a face its coming rIGHT TORWARDS ME OH MY-


"loving stuff"

[plad101]

"God i hate white people"

[Glass Joe]

"loving CHINKS, LEARN TO DRIVE, forget"