You're all John

[Tudoreleu]

become mecha-Riddler and land using jet propulsion

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

punch the nearest glass window as hard as you can

[Kansas]

we juan now

[CypherX]

also, clench your starfish

[Gojira]

deploy parachute with a roll higher than 100

[Seath45]

Spin yourself fast enough that you begin to produce thrust.

[gr8dayseth]

Also spontaneously combust.
Then act as if it's just an inconvenience.

[SgtDaemon]

jack off mid-fall

[Juncoph]

leave mid-fall

[Maxwell.]

jack off and then leave mid-fall

[Glass Joe]

Locate your best friend, Jim, and see if he can help you

[Sami2ss]

ask jim if he can help you jack off mid-fall

[Lady_Sevacre]

>LOPPED OFF MOST OF IT BECAUSE loving 23. I SAVED THE FIVE HIGHEST ROLLS

Hang up. Call ground control so they can tell you what to do.

Rolled 6906OPERATOR

deploy parachute with a roll higher than 100

Rolled 7459well considering we got a roll thats 7359 higher than 100, i think its safe to say its deployed!

Also spontaneously combust.
Then act as if it's just an inconvenience.

Rolled 7206you mean its not?

leave mid-fall

Rolled 7374excuse me?

Locate your best friend, Jim, and see if he can help you

Rolled 6554Jim is ground control!


The parachute must've been hit off by the car or something, I don't know, but it's gone. Your only hope now is Jim who can-
Jim:"Hello there John, this is Ground Control Jim, what's going on?"
John:"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE stuff I NEED YOU TO loving--"


"save me?"

[CypherX]

become mecha dinosaur Riddler

[tber123]

Summon national socialist dinosaurs to kill Jim