Author Topic: BLF tells jokes v1  (Read 1293 times)

yeah, /title

my life

a man walks into a bar

ow


what do you call a girl without any legs?
disabled.


why couldn't helen keller drive

she was a woman

A man walks into a bar

and got impaled

A man walks into a BAR

and gets shot

me losing at sm4sh
(except i sometimes lose...)

Whats black and keeps banging on the door?
a baby in the oven


africa zimbabwe allahu akbar religion cigarettes come get me hahahahaha

am i funny?

why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

because he had noBODY to go with!



why did they call the past the "dark ages"?

because there were a lot of KNIGHTS!



why did the paranoid man sell his jeep?

because it was DRIVING him crazy!


a guy walked into a bar... OUCH!

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"