Why not Lucas?
hm draw ryuko waving the scottish flagyou can put her in a kilt if you wish
draw the pillsbury doughboy waving the english flag next to ryuko (make ryuko have stink lines because she stinks....)
hm no make the English flag burn
and then make the embers fall onto ryukos foot making her go"ow"
but then British weather comes and cures her burns
but the rain makes her hair go all bad
and then the English flag which is burned is now covered in mud
but the Scottish flag becomes soggy and falls off the pole because it's cheap and Scottish and becomes dirty too
but then ryuko picks it up, reattaches it and stabs doughboy with the pole
but doughboy brings upon him the power of Winston Churchill and smacks ryuko as he falls