im not gonna lie, captmeat is the president of the united statesi called barack obama and asked him if he's the captain meat and he said yes
you're under arrest!
capt is my lesbian lover
i tried running but i couldnt escape
you cant cheat the meat
have u ever done buttstuff
whats your favorite
is it captain meat or capt meat or cap-tee meat or cap-tee mee-tee or captain mee-tee???
fav what