My name is Ike and I'm ready for an AMA thread

[IkeTheGeneric]

Because I'm dependent on legal recreational drugs and my money has run out, I have to resort to answering questions to distract me from my unending torment

ASK ME loving QUESTIONS

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[Maxwell.]

if I don't put a question mark at the end of my question then is it a question

[Jaxx]

why are you out of money for recs?

[Kamutog]

What level wizard are you

[Obliviongate20]

why are you so generic

[Freek]

what

[SquartleTurtle]

whats in the briefcase

[CapTMeaT]

 ?

[Frankie²]

can you explain the meaning of life and how it pertains to the current state of our economy and its dependants?

[IkeTheGeneric]

if I don't put a question mark at the end of my question then is it a question

No, I don't actually think abortion should be illegal. It should be up to a unnecessarily-expensive random dice machine to determine whether or not the baby should be kept.

What level wizard are you

I'm not a wizard you stufflord, I identify as a level 35 ogre warlock thank you very much

why are you out of money for recs?

I spent it all on magic the gathering cards, then a homeless person tricked me out of them for a really cool miley cyrus watch

why are you so generic

after they took my name, my face and my life, I decided to rebuild with the tools I had. Unfortunately I only had toothpicks and bublegum, so I sold that stuff to a handicapped kid for a $20 and bought blockland, the best decision in my life

what

shut up willy wonka

whats in the briefcase

It's where I store my 53 different cue cards, each containing the names of the people I've insulted over the internet

?

Honestly the NES would have sold better if the japanese industry wasn't based around fighting ninjas

i mean look how many ninja gaidens it took before western pop culture started to form their own video games

can you explain the meaning of life and how it pertains to the current state of our economy and its dependants?

We all started out as farmers because an asteroid that crashed into earth told us how to cultivate seeds and grow our own food. After millions of years, and many, many different attempts to create the perfect dank kush, humans have come close to cultivating the end-all mary jane, the only issue is that it's been created in north america where it's illegal on a federal basis

I don't actually know anything about our economy, I just nod my head whenever it's brought up and hope somebody changes the subject

[IkeTheGeneric]

And before anyone actually asks, I was behind hurricane Katrina. I thought that New Orleans was getting a little too roostery

I was just trying to splash some people with some stuffty water, I didn't mean for it to get out of control, honestly!

[Frankie²]

And before anyone actually asks, I was behind hurricane Katrina. I thought that New Orleans was getting a little too roostery

I was just trying to splash some people with some stuffty water, I didn't mean for it to get out of control, honestly!

dont deny it you just hate gumbo

[Kamutog]

You stuff-lord why do you have a gay avatar that says "wizard" if you are actually a dumbass level 35 ogre warlock.

[IkeTheGeneric]

dont deny it you just hate gumbo

Have you seen what's become of Mardis Gras? As the god of the sea, I'm honestly disappointed.

You stuff-lord why do you have a gay avatar that says "wizard" if you are actually a dumbass level 35 ogre warlock.

That's an homage to harry potter, my favorite visual novel

[XR-7]

Why do you think you're qualified to make an ama thread