???'s Adventure [800x800]

[The Killer Cop #311]

You're in a room, alone. Doesn't appear to be any exit or anything.

You don't quite know who you are, or what gender you are.

Who are you?

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[childofdarkness016]

identity is an insignificant mental construct that contributes to the illusion of meaning, so we won't be needing one. Survival comes before useless contemplation.

[The GI of MA]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=277919.0
wait no you don't need a name. touch your pelvis and see if you are a girl or a boy

[childofdarkness016]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=277919.0
wait no you don't need a name. touch your pelvis and see if you are a girl or a boy

love isn't gender though if we're going to care about our "identity"

also what if we don't discover either of those two down there......?

[The Killer Cop #311]

identity is an insignificant mental construct that contributes to the illusion of meaning, so we won't be needing one. Survival comes before useless contemplation.

Huh. Now that you think of it, you don't actually need a name. You've always preferred being an anonymous guy, being secret seems cool to you.

touch your pelvis and see if you are a girl or a boy

You are quite curious to know what your gender is.

love isn't gender though if we're going to care about our "identity"

This is something you feel like you're gonna need to know for later, however.



Huh? For some reason you feel a long rod, and 2 holes. From what you know, the male has 2 balls and a rod. But not another hole replacing them. You're pretty confused right now.

(note from the creator/me: i'm not drawing small genitalia that's just weird)

[childofdarkness016]

wow good we got that question out of the way. 0 contribution points for everyone~! i kid out of love, of course

Can we get a nice extreme wideshot of this room? The, er, art has been very vague.

[The Killer Cop #311]

wow good we got that question out of the way. 0 contribution points for everyone~! i kid out of love, of course

Can we get a nice extreme wideshot of this room? The, er, art has been very vague.

Nothing but more empty room.

You do however notice a...pen on the wall?

[The GI of MA]

take the pen and draw richards :)

[childofdarkness016]

take the pen and draw richards :)

From what you know, the male has 2 balls and a rod.

Based on the few events of the story thus far, the protagonist has a fascination for male genetalia. I found it quite interesting that their first inclination whilst loveing themselves was to base of the results of the male love rather than the female. Perhaps when the forum adventure develops further I will write an essay that discusses the psychobrown townytic implications of this.

Regardless, I think GI of MA's action is the most in-character so far.

[The Killer Cop #311]

take the pen and draw richards :)

Before you attempt to do that, you notice the pen has some writing on it. You decide to take a look.



Hmm. You should probably be careful with this. Might as well find a use for it though.

[The GI of MA]

draw a richard and use it a a weapon

[The Killer Cop #311]

draw a richard and use it as a weapon

You don't know your savior's name, nor do you think you have one, but if you did, you believe his name would start with a J. This idea seems so lewd it's not even funny, and would probably either make your enemies blush or fall down and laugh. You have no idea why you're getting excited from this.

[childofdarkness016]

I agree with TGoM, except it should have a cage around it. Have you seen those richard cages before? The metal would provide additional bludgeoning damage.

well scratch that i guess

We should create a pen with the same exact warning text on the wall.

[The GI of MA]

You have no idea why you're getting excited from this.

obviously as child said, we are obsessed with snakees
but draw a sword and name it 'sausage'

[childofdarkness016]

obviously as child said, we are obsessed with snakees
but draw a sword and name it 'sausage'

Oooh, I got a compromise! We can make a mace that deals damage with two large metallic heads on opposite sides of the top of the handle, if I'm making sense here.