Watch my bottle of Coca-Cola, OK?

[The Killer Cop #311]

Hey guys, I gotta go out for a while to go meet some guys at the arcade.

I'm leaving my Coca-Cola here. Make sure absolutely no one touches it. I'll be gone for, oh, I don't know, maybe 20 replies to texts? Who knows.

Either way, make sure this doesn't fall, get drinken by someone, or...I don't know. Just make sure it's OK.



See ya guys!

*leaves and shuts door*

[Ad Bot]

[Foxscotch]

nope. just take it with you

[giant tootsie rolls]

Thanks for the drink

[Alyx Vance]

I made art with the bottle

[Ocelotus]

I STOLE IT ALREADY

[giant tootsie rolls]

I STOLE IT ALREADY

Thanks for the drink

The topic already ended, stop posting guys

[MoltenKitten]

We should fill it back up with piss and then put brown food dye in it

[Adrenaline]

who left the aot window open

[-Setro-]

According to a timeline of Coca Cola bottles, that bottle was produced in 1961-1991

This means the bottle is 24-54 years old.
Whoever drank it, enjoy your food poisoning.

[ThatDarkNinja778]

This means the bottle is 24-54 years old.
Whoever drank it, enjoy your food poisoning.

Or you know the bottle was probably cleaned and filled up with some new cola.

[Badger]

I hope your joking

they still sell classic bottles

[-Setro-]

I hope your joking

they still sell classic bottles

Aha, yes..
but what if OP's bottle of coke is that many years old, and he made the mistake of not checking the expiration date?
There's a chance.

[Freek]

Aha, yes..
but what if OP's bottle of coke is that many years old, and he made the mistake of not checking the expiration date?
There's a chance.

or maybe it's a widely distributed classic bottle from 2015

[Alyx Vance]

or maybe it's a widely distributed classic bottle from 2015

Or maybe it wasn't?
Its a mystery!

[Folie à Deux]

I know someone who used a bottle as carrot once