The sheep appreciation threadWhy? Because, nobody acknowledges sheep as much as I do, and I would like to share it with the rest of the forums, and shed some light on sheep. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.
What is a sheep?u dumbass
This is a sheep.Sheep are quadrupedal, ruminant mammals typically kept as livestock. Like all ruminants, sheep are members of the order Artiodactyla, the even-toed ungulates.
Now, let me tell you. Not only are sheep the cutest and fluffiest animal alive, they're also pretty badass.
I mean, look at this motherforgeter.
I mean, if you ever forget with a sheep, the sheep will retaliate and you could receive a life threatening injury, if you're not dead already.
Sheep are little itty bitty cuddly coo coo fluff bundlesSheep are the cutest animal alive, and I want to prove it to you.
This is a lamb, a baby sheep.
Let me tell you, if you're not already googling "Pet sheep for sale", then you do not have a soul.
All you want to do right now is pet that sheep right there. You want to stroke its back and make it happy.
If you're Pie Crust, you would imagine loving the sheep and saying it isn't rape, and that the sheep liked it. (Which they don't.)
Black sheepNo matter what color the sheep is, it'll still forget your day up.
If you lose a bet, you wouldn't want to have to forget with a
black sheep.A black sheep occurs when a genetic effect in sheep whereby a recessive gene occasionally manifests in the birth of a sheep with black rather than white coloring; these sheep stand out in the flock.
Black sheep are no laughing matter.
That motherforgeter will rob you, stab you, hell, even stuff on you if you decide it would be a good idea to piss it off.
They're still cuddly little fun animals, though.
You have read the Sheep Appreciation thread, written by Sheepocalypse.Sheepocalypse is a sheep-loving boy with intent of owning multiple sheep and treating them as pets, not livestock.
You should thank me for writing this thread for you. Not only did you learn about sheep, but you also want to buy one now.
Have a nice sheepful day.
