Would you rather

[-Setro-]

Let's play would you rather.
No duplicates, no "none of the above". You must pick one. Please don't skip.

Would you rather:
-Have love with your math teacher
or
-bang your mom

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[Willco2]

eugh i wouldnt have love with an old lady and i still wouldnt bang my mom because of how disgusting that is
would you rather lick the north pole or get your richard stuck in a condom

[Clone v.117]

My math teacher is hot as forget so yeah.
Never have to worry about not having a condom, sounds great.

Would you rather have a shrimps face for your face or hooves?

[ThatRandomGuy]

Shrimps face

Would you rather be stuck in a locked room with no toilet and Pie crust or listen to nickelback 24/7?

[Willco2]

nickelback 24/7
would you rather forget your dog or kill yourself?

[-Setro-]

would you rather forget your dog or kill yourself?

forget my dog because you can't do anything else if you're dead

would you rather scream out random obscenities everytime you see a girl or have cum drool from your mouth everytime you see your dad

[hodot]

i'd rather scream obscenities, that'd be hilarious as forget

would you rather be made fun of during the brockrand podcast or pantsed in front of your crush

[-Setro-]

i'd rather scream obscenities, that'd be hilarious as forget

would you rather be made fun of during the brockrand podcast or pantsed in front of your crush

be made fun of in brockrand podcast

would you rather scream out loveual terms everytime you see a girl or have blood appear everytime you blink

[ThatRandomGuy]

Well, I've done the random obscenity thing before so that

Would you rather eat a pile of stuff or literally be a pile of stuff

[-Setro-]

Well, I've done the random obscenity thing before so that

Would you rather eat a pile of stuff or literally be a pile of stuff

too easy, i'd eat a pile of stuff because stuff isn't alive

would you rather drink your own cum instead of water every day, or masturbate in front of your family

[Ocelotus]

Drink my own cum.
Would you rather be shot in the shoulder or shot in the foot?

[-Setro-]

Drink my own cum.
Would you rather be shot in the shoulder or shot in the foot?

Shoulder. Foot shot kinda immobilizes you for a while.

Have a group of ugly girls rape you, or have a group of hot girls stab you?

[ThatRandomGuy]

Hot girls stab me because at least I'd die with a boner

Would you rather be impaled or become a quadruple amputee

[Ocelotus]

impaled
would you rather be tenshi or emo freaktrick question

[randomtroll39]

tenshi

would you rather be Dennis Rodman's Pal or vladimir putin?