Would you rather

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

take the yellow one
Would you rather eat a  or the cookie monster 

[Ad Bot]

[KickFlow]

A cookie.


Would you rather have autism or be deaf?

[Ocelotus]

Autism.

Would you rather be me or Pie Crust?

[Hawt]

>be me

would you rather be pie crust or doaler4sback

[Ocelotus]

why would u ask that lmao
its obviously pie crust doaler4sback

Would you rather be Pie Crust or Zedrow

[bestguy22]

Zedrow

would you rather suck piecrusts non-existent snake and submit to him, or suck my 13 mile long snake  ?

[Biostorm]

I'll submit to Pie Crust. Since I'm not a dog I'm sure I'll be safe. And since his snake is nonexistent I won't have to suck anything.

Would you rather have ebola or get beheaded by CIA

[Georges]

Ebola because I might survive.

Would you rather be able to teleport yourself or be able to teleport other people wherever you want them to go?

[Ocelotus]

Teleport other people.

Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible and why?

[Captian Blubberman]

Turn invisible so I can spook people.

Would you rather live in a school with 15 other people in despair or live on an island with 15 other people in despair?

:^)

[Daswiruch]

School.

Would you rather have your balls shoot up into your abdomen every hour on the hour or be kicked in the balls so hard that you vomit blood?

[Nonnel]

well obviously get kicked so hard I vomit once
one time pain vs consistent hourly ball movements

Would you rather drink two liters of piss or pass a kidney stone?

[shamester]

well obviously get kicked so hard I vomit once
one time pain vs consistent hourly ball movements

Would you rather drink two liters of piss or pass a kidney stone?

Hmmmmm
I think I would drink the piss, just add something to it to make it taste better

Would you rather be able to freeze people?
Or
Be able to freeze time?

[Epicduke]

Freeze time
would you rather have your balls bit by a snapping turtle or her your entire arm wrapped around a pole (as in it breaks)

[randomtroll39]

Freeze time
would you rather have your balls bit by a snapping turtle or her your entire arm wrapped around a pole (as in it breaks)

probably snapping turtle

would you rather have a fedora bound to your head or a tattoo saying 4chan on your arm, it's big