BLF Plays EarthBound - IT BEGINS

[TeeOS]

rooster sandwich

Death

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

Favorite thing has to be stuff ;-;

[plad101]

Next favorite thing should be drugs

[SWAT One]

Manslaughter

[Zoltan]

Favorite thing has to be stuff

[childofdarkness016]

nooo how is eating babies nsfw???

[Mr Queeba]

rooster sandwich

Death

Seems like Ass likes death for some reason.

The game shall begin soon, get hyped.

[Mr Queeba]

The year is 199X
Onett, a small town in Eagleland
Ass's House

You are sleeping in your bed.
BOOM! A large explosion happens, waking Ass up. There are sounds of police cars and other things going on outside.

What will Ass do now?

[randomtroll39]

go on the blockland forums

[Refticus]

go back to bed and jack off

[Mr Queeba]

go on the blockland forums

Error 404: No computer.

go back to bed and jack off

Nope.
Are we actually going to make any progress in this game?

[Nonnel]

Open the door and use pk fire on that fat forget

[Mr Queeba]

Open the door and use pk fire on that fat forget

You open the door, and the lights in the hallway turn on.

Sadly, you don't know what "PK Fire" is, but whatever.
Possible actions:

• Go to the door on your right
• Go to the door at the end of the hallway

[Refticus]

don't do any of those actions
admire the plant
eat the plant
become the plant

or ponder on how you have such a high loving roof

[Mr Queeba]

don't do any of those actions
admire the plant
eat the plant
become the plant

or ponder on how you have such a high loving roof

Error 404 - Action(s) do not exist!