Author Topic: awesomebread is in a relationship and needs advice  (Read 3200 times)

Figure out what she likes from, just chill together and talk about stuff, buy her something nice (a.k.a chocolate) every now and then. That's pretty much how I'm still in a relationship.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2015, 09:07:29 AM by jarelash »


If she's really nice don't cheat on her too often.

Don't overdo anything, don't be too caring, don't buy her very expensive stuff etc

Cause either she'll think you're too clingy OR if you break up you'll regret everything



like raven said you have to reign supreme over the other males of your tribe

the first thing you should do is, if you're not already, circumcise yourself and burn the excess skin as a offering to our true gods, the backyardigans

secondly after then you should piss all over her, mark her with your scent, and if necessary burn your initials into her skin with a rusty spoon you had on a stove for an hour

after this you'll want to piss on everything else in a three mile radius, any objects, any landscapes, any buildings, any people, especially women, because only then will the other men understand your burning tribe leading power

finally you need to establish your primal essence to the world


just have fun with her, and don't start getting dozens of other women pregnant. not like i'd know what its like to have a girlfriend though

Give her some awesome bread



finger violently at speeds up to 1500mph


max loving speed

get lifting so you can achieve the best fingering speed.

as a girl who's in a relationship: haha good luck kiddo


realtalk, if i were to give advice, uhhh
make sure you're not doing this solely because you just can or want to. like, you should actually love the person; this shouldnt be some step in that cliche hetero love story you've got going in your mind. it shouldnt be just to outdo your friends. because not this aint even abt disrespecting women, it's just creating a false sense of relationship which can also probably damage your perspective on other things.
if you're doing it for reasons i just said not to, get out of that relationship now. don't bring harm to eachother any more than you should.



make sure she has money you can collect when she dies