Get out of there and get a medpack
No medpacks other than your food.
Eat the doritos. You know what will happen next...
You eat the dorritos, satisfying your hunger and slightly healing you. No MLG powers here.
fire a hail of bullets upon the intruders with the m249
You end up spraying M249 bullets everywhere due to the absurdly high recoil combined with trying to shoot a target that is all the way across a large room.
After emptying half the magazine into the wall instead of the intruder, he kindly repays your generous inaccuracy with a swift hail of accurate, aimed fire.
BOOM! Two in the chest, one in the head. You go down instantly.
But as fate would have it, you are knocked unconscious instead of killed.
"This godamn Bambi better have some decent loot on him."
"What do we have here? An AWP? Today's a good day. All those sniper rifle rounds I've scavenged can now be used."
Your assailant drives off, looting only the AWP from your body due to not having enough backpack space for the M249.
Time passes. You are still unconscious.
Eventually, however, you are woken up by a stunstick electrocuting you.
"Look who finally decided to wake up. Hey, you're that new recruit who wanted to join our clan, right?"
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Inventory:Crowbar
Makarov (Empty)
UDP Compact (Empty)
Rags x1
Rotten fruit x1
Dirty water x1
M249 (42/100 rounds, moderately damaged)
AK (Damaged, Empty)
Health: Heavily wounded
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