What are some good things to ask for as birthday presents?

[SBG]

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[Ad Bot]

[tikitai]

money

[The Resonte!]

26 pounds of goodness

[sorrel]

https://www.vat19.com
http://www.6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/
http://stuffyoucanafford.com

[Nonnel]

http://www.6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/

those are all pretty horrible

[sorrel]

those are all pretty horrible

There is a lot, some of them are pretty meh, but there are some good ones. It just depends on your taste.

[SWAT One]

inb4toomanyhookerjokes

Instead of asking for objects, ask for an experience.  Get friends together and go somewhere that will be very memorable.  Your happy memories will never wear old, and you can enjoy them for much longer.

Yeah yeah whatever, I'm a walking fortune cookie, I know...

[The Resonte!]

Your happy memories will never wear old, and you can enjoy them for much longer.

unless you get amneisa

[Akio]

5 dorrah ho--


I'd rather have money than any other concrete gift.

[SWAT One]

unless you get amneisa

Let's play a game called "find the Debbie downer."

[Anybody]

http://www.6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/

rip my wallet

[XR-7]

I like getting money, but my family always pays in $50 bills which is annoying to break apart.

[The 1]

26 pounds of goodness

This:
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