you also forgot to include all the 9 year old fanboys
my brother sits at lunch, crowded with like 5 fanboys that literally squish him between him
halfway through lunch, they start playing fnaf on their phones, with like one kid hanging over him to see
they all flinch like crazy when a jumpscare appears
and there he sits, poor him, between a bunch of fnaf idiots
and before you ask if he can move, he can't - the lunchroom's crazy crowded, and that's the only spot he can go to