A day in the life of Badspot (REVIVED)

[77x5ghost2]

2:00 PM Bepost chokes on his coke

[Ad Bot]

[The GI of MA]

2:01 PM: badspot spits up his coke on his keyboard and delets the aot forums

[Path]

2:05: Alternate universe Badspot murders normal Badspot and introduces Age of Time v31 on our universe, destroying the very fabric of breasts.

[Kansas]

2:05: Alternate universe Badspot murders normal Badspot and introduces Age of Time v31 on our universe, destroying the very fabric of breasts.

2:07

Everyone moves to Brazil on account of women no longer having breasts

[DrHitius]

2:11 New forum users come

[Malleo100]

2:30 Worldwide HORNY levels are decreasing and no one can masturbate, now relying on vaginas and star fishes

[Path]

2:34: because boys stop masturbating, their snakees start to malfunction and worldwide every male commits Self Delete because their richard don't work

women find a way to impregnate themselves with bone marrow, and the world reverts back to the dark ages. Any men that still survive are transformed into evil orcs or rocket imps. All in 4 minutes.

2:35: Badspot sits back and surveys the carnage. His dog, Blockhead, sits obediently by his side.

[Rigel]

2:40: Feminists start running around and declaring that they've won, and one even tries telling badspot to kill himself for being a cis-gendered white male scum

[Ocelotus]

2:49 PM: Badspot watches research and his computer crashes because he's using MSDOS

[gebenuwell]

2:50 Badspot then burns his computer using his dogs urine.

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

3:00 Badspot saves dog from Pie Crust.

[Path]

3:00 Badspot saves dog from Pie Crust.

3:05: Allthough Blockhead is now safe, Pie Crust is still at large, and poses a threat to the general population. Leading the almost infinite army of orcs, he is a force to be reckoned with. But Badspot, without doubt, is the man for the job. Especially when he's wielding his banhammer.

[Ocelotus]

3:07 PM: Pie Crust's erectile dysfunction kicks in, and posts about it on BLF. Badspot bans him for the reason, "Viagra."

[Hawt]

3:10 PM: Pie crust goes on a genocide crusade

[ThatRandomGuy]

3:15: Pie Crust gets banned from life, The forums are in shambles and few forumers are still alive