Author Topic: Dead Sea: Word of warning. (Read 3631 times)

Pie Crust · April 27, 2015, 02:21:19 AM

Do not pee in the dead sea. My rooster is burning inside out. Nor should you submerge your head into it. Your eyes will burn.

How to stop rooster burn? :C

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Masterlegodude · April 27, 2015, 02:22:15 AM

Cover it in ice packs

Count · April 27, 2015, 02:23:21 AM

Yeah I was there a few years back. My bro dived into the sea unknowingly and ran out screaming "MY EYES!'

Ceist · April 27, 2015, 02:25:42 AM

might as well just pour salt in your eyes and in your urethra. probably best for you pie crust, to pour it down your snake.

Pie Crust · April 27, 2015, 02:29:27 AM

Sure. It's best for my doctor because he will become rich.

DestroyerOfBlocks · April 27, 2015, 02:30:35 AM

Rockinboy2000 · April 27, 2015, 02:35:39 AM

i heard that sea sucks alot

Pie Crust · April 27, 2015, 02:48:28 AM

Farting in it wasn't such a bright idea. Now my ass burns as well.

Maxwell. · April 27, 2015, 02:50:38 AM

what did the Jews do to that SEA

Gojira · April 27, 2015, 02:52:33 AM

Quote from: Pie Crust on April 27, 2015, 02:48:28 AM

Farting in it wasn't such a bright idea. Now my ass burns as well.

okay if it burns your richard why the forget did you farting in it was a good idea
like wtf goes through your head (if anything's there to begin with)

Pie Crust · April 27, 2015, 02:54:25 AM

~~You're right, I need to stuff in it as well to see what happens.~~

idunnolol. Instead of holding it in, I let it go.

Filipe · April 27, 2015, 02:56:02 AM

Quote from: Gojira on April 27, 2015, 02:52:33 AM

like wtf goes through your head (if anything's there to begin with)

dogs

Kobewarrior · April 27, 2015, 02:56:11 AM

was your dog swimming in it

Pie Crust · April 27, 2015, 02:57:05 AM

No, she's in Bs As.

Pie Crust · April 27, 2015, 03:18:12 AM

Look at this. The layer in the rock is pure salt. I pulled this from a rock pilkar in the sea.