So I went bike riding today, and it was the worst time of my life.

[·::Kishgal::·]

Stop trying to make yourself look tough.

I'm not, I'm making fun of you. Lighten up.

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[Unwritten Calender]

but how the hell do you mess up that badly

[Snaked_Snake]

but how the hell do you mess up that badly

I honestly have no clue, the bike possibly forgeted up whilst I was riding it.

[Steve5451²]

When I was about 12 I went down this massive driveway of an abandoned building which was an about 35 degree incline.
I went down, got INSANELY FAST and unable to turn. I reached the end of the driveway, which T'd out ofc, but I was going so fast I just flew through, hit the curb on the other side of the street and got launched downhill, hitting fair sized rocks, until slamming into a Saguaro. I was in such intense pain I probably would've flipped the off switch if that were an option.

[Nonnel]

If I had a dollar for every time I fell off my bike, I could get a pretty good meal at McDonalds

[Epicduke]

one time I slipped on the stairs and fell on my pelvis

[Frequency]

one time I slipped on the stairs and fell on my pelvis

your "pelvis" or your "no-no"?

[Epicduke]

your "pelvis" or your "no-no"?

pelvis, glad it didn't break

[XR-7]

Ooh, bad scrapes.
I wouldn't pass out because of it either, bud.

To contribute to thread:

A while ago I was on my bike riding down my long driveway. I got to the bottom where it levels out and the bump from the incline change knocked my foot off the left pedal (I was wearing muddy boots while riding, not very good for traction...). My foot and lower leg went into the gears tearing into my skin AND locked the back tire causing me to drift out sideways. I yanked my injured leg out of its spot to catch myself from falling onto the concrete. I pulled my boot out to find scrapes and cuts on my lower calf down to my ankle. Bad enough that I had to limp my way into the house, but I was okay in about an hour.

ouch man, glad you didnt get anything serious

this also reminds me of the time me and my dad were out golfing while I was in elementary school. We were on the field, and my dad swung his club but missed the golf ball and hit me straight in the eye socket.
im still wondering how the hell my vision didnt get messed up

Jeez dude. I cringed reading that.

[sir dooble]

ouch man, glad you didnt get anything serious

this also reminds me of the time me and my dad were out golfing while I was in elementary school. We were on the field, and my dad swung his club but missed the golf ball and hit me straight in the eye socket.
im still wondering how the hell my vision didnt get messed up

Owch. I think you might have been stood a little too close, lol.

[Ducky duck]

Smashed my ankle into solid concrete stairs and twisted it during my school's play.

I was the Wizard, with no understudy I had to suck it up.

[KickFlow]

I cracked my head open when watching blues clues when I was like 5. Explains a lot of stuff.

[Trogtor]

one time I used crutches as stilts and fell on the rock-gravel road and a rock went in my knee. I had to use the same crutches lol

[Rigel]

I was on a wooden eastern horse swing and flew off the front and face planted into the grass. I don't even remember how it happened, but I know it hurt and I used that swing a lot less often. I was like 8 at the time.

[sir dooble]

I cracked my head open when watching blues clues when I was like 5. Explains a lot of stuff.

Did you try to jump into a painting?