So I went bike riding today, and it was the worst time of my life.

[XR-7]

I cracked my head open when watching blues clues when I was like 5. Explains a lot of stuff.

Too much got inside.

Did you try to jump into a painting?

I forgot about this!!!

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

i royally forgeted up biking as a kid and now i hate biking

which is stuff because i'd love the forget out of a motorcycle, but am also afraid of getting basically what happened to snaked except at ballistic loving speeds.

[Peacock]

One time on my way back from school there was a gravel road and i was running down it (I think you know why) and i fell, I skid and i Got a giant gash on my right knee Some dirt and gravel got in, good thing my Friend and his mom were behind me or i think i would have never gotten up.

[Pie Crust]

I once rode my bike into a loving car parked INSIDE of the bike lane while I was turning right. Had a fissure on my left leg and a cut on my forehead.

[Camel]

snaked, you must live one hell of an idyllic life if that's was the worst thing that's ever happened to you

[KickFlow]

Did you try to jump into a painting?

No I was sitting on the edge of a futon the long way and I just lost balance and fell backwards and slammed my head into the ground.

Too much got inside.

At least it doesn't look like I fell face first 

[Siberian Husky]

When I was 11 I fell and cut the inner crotch. So If I spread my legs out I would trigger bleeding. The pain was real. Took only 3 days to recover.

[Xalos]

You know those idiots who will run up and down the stairs at full tilt, and say "if I start falling I can just grab the railing"?

Well, in middle school, I was running down a flight of stairs, at full tilt, after it had just rained.  Surprise, surprise, I slipped on the way down, fell backward, and my head smacked into the corner of the step behind me with the full force of my fall.  Amazingly, probably because young kids are damn near indestructible, I wasn't knocked out, and I didn't suffer a concussion or even break the skin.

But I did learn a few things from that incident: first and foremost, don't run downhill on a low-traction surface immediately after a heavy downpour.  Second, when you say "I can just grab the railing"?  No, you can't; you're vastly underestimating the force of gravity.

[Nonnel]

You know those idiots who will run up and down the stairs at full tilt, and say "if I start falling I can just grab the railing"?

no
wtf
where do you live that people are that dumb

[Kansas]

Pain is good my son

[Ragequit]

i was riding my friend's bike, which has very sensitive front brakes
i was used to riding my poop bike which has no rear tire brake and the front brake is kind of hard to stop with
NOT WITH THIS NEW ONE
so i'm riding with my friends down an inclined road, going a little fast so i want to slow down
oh you're slowing down alright
loving FALL FORWARD
OH stuff
SCRAPE THE forget OUT OF MY HANDS
friends loving sides are gone
rip me

[Alyx Vance]

Bike wreck thread? forget yes.

I'm a mountain bike rider and I can tell you that those things do not like abrupt stops. I've been tossed off them so many times its ridiculous. Cuts, scrapes, and scars. All part of biking.

One bike ride ended with me crashing into the gravel after a van pulled out in front of me and at the time I only had front brakes. Ironically it was in a church parking lot because thats what was on the corner of that road. Not a single person bothered checking if I was fine after I hit, slid, and slammed into the ground. The church goers were just leaving and they all seen me and stared. Lovely people!

[Frequency]

The church goers were just leaving and they all seen me and stared. Lovely people!

Jesus would've done something, smh

[Alyx Vance]

Jesus would've done something, smh

No Jesus for me </3

[Frequency]

No Jesus for me </3

or for them ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )