Author Topic: my cat just gave birth to 5 kittens  (Read 1038 times)

Why drive to a river when there is a bathroom
why walk to the bathroom when you can shove them up your ass

Throw them in a river if you don't want to wait 6 weeks.

so edgy

and get this stuff: the cat opened one of my dresser drawers and gave birth in there. how do i transport the kittens to a proper bed? i heard if you touch them and get your scent on them, the cat will abandon them.

and get this stuff: the cat opened one of my dresser drawers and gave birth in there. how do i transport the kittens to a proper bed? i heard if you touch them and get your scent on them, the cat will abandon them.
my cat didn't do this with hers, but its probably best to use gloves or something if you're worried

and get this stuff: the cat opened one of my dresser drawers and gave birth in there. how do i transport the kittens to a proper bed? i heard if you touch them and get your scent on them, the cat will abandon them.

General consensus seems to be no.

why walk to the bathroom when you can shove them up your ass
why jack off when you can leave


I can't believe none of you kids these days have ever thrown a burlap sack of kittens into the creek and had a bonfire afterwards. It's just how things used to go. Times have changed I guess.

just because of this you should have been thrown in a river
Well jokes on you. I can swim!

I can't believe none of you kids these days have ever thrown a burlap sack of kittens into the creek and had a bonfire afterwards. It's just how things used to go. Times have changed I guess.
we cut out the middleman and just roast the kitties over the firepit. tastes like venison

aw they have little ears

aw they have little ears

Characteristic of most baby mammals.

Well jokes on you. I can swim!
We'll amputate your limbs