embarrassment stories

[hillkill]

share your most embarrassing stories.

>be like 3 weeks ago
>go to this girl's house, who also happens to be my only girl friend
>was high, and for some reason weed makes me horny and confident
>ask for love
>she agrees
>stuff starts
>couldn't get a boner
>shamefully leave her house
>haven't talked to her since

fml

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[bestguy22]

>be 2nd grade handicapped me
>get in argument about weener size
>get angerd
>we start cutting and gluing stuff getting educated fuvck
>i go up to boy who was arguing with me
>say "sinc u wanted to see it" then pull out my weener
>he goes to tell the teacher
>get an orange sticker that day
:(

[ZombiLoin]

OP, greentext stories only work if they're not stuff. They don't even have to be true (this one sure as hell wasn't) they only need to be written by somebody with a frontal cortex and basic understanding of the human language.

[Col. Derontchi]

This was just like last week.

>Be me at swim practice
>Stuck behind this slow bitch
>Tailgate her a little bit to let her know that she needs to speed up
>Nothing
>Decide to get around her
>Start speeding up
>Close to wall, she beats me by just a fraction of a second
>She flipturns and runs her hand down my chest and onto my balls
AAANND I quit swimming the next day

[devildogelite]

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his richard on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his richard because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid friend
>kiss my friend and call him a friend while laughing
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>run home crying

God that was such a good prank until I totally embarrassed myself

[Ragequit]

oh my
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[Youtuber42]

>Was hanging out with friend (is a girl) I'm a boy at a dance.
>loving handicapped me asked her if she liked me
>she said yes then asked if we wanted to get a handjob at the gym
> Agree so we sneak into the gym and she gets undressed
> i pull out my richard
> she sees my tiny 
>She still sucks it but after tells me it's the smallest she's seen.
> still friends with her but she holds this against me from getting a girlfriend and more.
>mfw I can't do this

[Katadeus]

I have such a terrible reaction to embarrassment that I really don't want to relive anything.

[bestguy22]

i tried french kissing my friend

[Maxxi]

my father tells me i yell out stuff like "forget" or "stuff" in my sleep sometimes because he hears it down the hallway (theres no real sound proofing so you can hear everything from one room to another)
>in 1st period, 9 in the morning
>cant keep my eyes open
>everyone is doing this presentation stuff and im up for last, only 30 minutes to go
>solution: the power nap
>fall asleep, nobody notices
>all of a sudden
>"forget forget forget forget forgetkool kids klubkool kids klubKK"
>soft whispering, nobody hears it thankfully
>hear it in my head, NOPE
>wake up, my friend sitting next to me wondering what the hell just happened looking at me like im a mental patient
*sigh*

[Boink!]

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his richard on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his richard because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid friend
>kiss my friend and call him a friend while laughing
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>run home crying

God that was such a good prank until I totally embarrassed myself

jesus christ lol

[randomtroll39]

my father tells me i yell out stuff like "forget" or "stuff" in my sleep sometimes because he hears it down the hallway (theres no real sound proofing so you can hear everything from one room to another)
>in 1st period, 9 in the morning
>cant keep my eyes open
>everyone is doing this presentation stuff and im up for last, only 30 minutes to go
>solution: the power nap
>fall asleep, nobody notices
>all of a sudden
>"forget forget forget forget forgetkool kids klubkool kids klubKK"
>soft whispering, nobody hears it thankfully
>hear it in my head, NOPE
>wake up, my friend sitting next to me wondering what the hell just happened looking at me like im a mental patient
*sigh*

that's nothing
when I was younger and was sleeping in the same bed as my mother I always kicked her in my sleep
happened when I went camping with my cousin too

[blockguy™]

that's nothing
when I was younger and was sleeping in the same bed as my mother I always kicked her in my sleep
happened when I went camping with my cousin too

i kick in my sleep like a loving horse

Not only do I kick, I also talk, and sleepwalk, and sometimes I'll yell, but according to my mother, whenever I bang my head on the wall I'll go "ow forget that hurt". i also roll around llike a homeless persom in a sleeping bag getting tossed down a hill.

[bestguy22]

i kick in my sleep like a loving horse

Not only do I kick, I also talk, and sleepwalk, and sometimes I'll yell, but according to my mother, whenever I bang my head on the wall I'll go "ow forget that hurt". i also roll around llike a homeless persom in a sleeping bag getting tossed down a hill.

i l aughed too hard