Steve's Text Adventure

[Rigel]

I think the position of RNGesus is too good to pass up.

Anyway, rolling to have him thrust into the world of Dwarf Fortress.

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[SteveJenkins]

Roll to become the god who controls the dice.

Result: 24
For every dice rolled, -1 is added. gg

That would never work. The RNG would obviously have the dice roll a 1.

The walls suddenly collapse?

Result: 54 (-1)=53
The walls kinda tremble a bit. You could probably push it over

I think the position of RNGesus is too good to pass up.

Anyway, rolling to have him thrust into the world of Dwarf Fortress.

Result: 96 (-1)= 95
You feel your limbs lifted into the air and then pushed away
There is a falling sensation for a second, and you land in a field of grass
Health : 75
Debuffs: -1 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard

[Snaked_Snake]

Try to find a door or window, also hopefully it's grey paint on the wood.

This and also roll to get a good debuff and remove the bad one.

[SteveJenkins]

This and also roll to get a good debuff and remove the bad one.

well now you're in Dwarf fortress so the room is gone

Result: 5
For every dice rolled, -20 is added. Piss.

Health : 75
Debuffs: -21 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard

[Juncoph]

Roll to become a hearthperson.

[Rigel]

Roll to become a hearthperson.

Pretty much useless status, but sure, why not?

Ask the citizens if they know of any local troubles.

[Juncoph]

Pretty much useless status

1: It is terrifying.
2: It is terrifying.
3: It is terrifying.
4: It is terrifying.
5: It is terrifying.
6: It is terrifying.

[SteveJenkins]

Roll to become a hearthperson.

Result: 93 (-21) = 72

You are now a Hearthperson

Pretty much useless status, but sure, why not?

Ask the citizens if they know of any local troubles.

Result: 55 (-21) = 34

Doesn't look like there are any sorts of settlements around
To your right is a cave
To the left is a forest
You are in between them, in an opening of flat grasslands

You may roll to go in either direction or somewhere / do something else
Health : 75
Debuffs: -21 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 90

Adding hunger for lols, if hunger reaches 0, I will roll for health lost every turn

[Juncoph]

Roll to start an insurrection

[SteveJenkins]

Roll to start an insurrection

Result: 84 (-21) = 63

The insurrection has begun.

You aren't sure who the leader is or where the insurrection is taking place, but if one has started then surely there is civilisation nearby
Health : 75
Debuffs: -21 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 85

[Juncoph]

Roll to make the -21 dice debuff into a +21 dice buff

[SteveJenkins]

Roll to make the -21 dice debuff into a +21 dice buff

Result: 95 (-21) = 74

The debuff is now a +22 buff

Neat
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Role(Hearthperson), Insurrection taking place in current zone
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 80

[Juncoph]

roll to become a self-aware supercomputer

[SteveJenkins]

roll to become a self-aware supercomputer

Result: 65 (+22) = 87

Beep boop bitch
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson), Insurrection taking place in current zone,
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 80

[Snaked_Snake]

Try and find a telescope, or if you can't, find the materials to make the telescope.