Steve's Text Adventure

[SteveJenkins]

Try and find a telescope, or if you can't, find the materials to make the telescope.

Result: 83 (+21) = 104

You scan the area, Theres something sticking out of the bushes!

You pick it up, its some sort of thick and long (hahaha so original) monocle

This monocle feels powerfull, but its still daytime so you'll try it out later
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson), Insurrection taking place in current zone,
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle
Hunger: 75

[Ad Bot]

[Juncoph]

roll to create your own nation, kebabia

[SteveJenkins]

roll to create your own nation, kebabia

Result: 92 (+21) = 113

You appear in a throne, surrounded by jewels, gold and several guards wielding two handed greatswords and wearing brilliantly polished armor

a banner across the hall reads in Cyrillic writing "FOR HOMELAND KEBABIA"

Hail to the king, baby

(The insurrection is not in your nation)
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone,
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle
Hunger: 75

[Snaked_Snake]

Roll to attract citizens.

[Juncoph]

roll to establish a constitution and declare your nation a constitutional monarchy

[plad101]

Roll for economy

[Rigel]

Roll to find a pillar of adamantine deep underground.

[Juncoph]

Roll to find a pillar of adamantine deep underground.

IF YOU ROLL FOR THIS, FIRST ROLL FOR A SAFETY HARNESS

DON'T ASK WHY

[SteveJenkins]

Roll to attract citizens.

Result: 76 (+21) = 97

Because kebabia is so damn awesome, many citizens roll in from all across the planet

roll to establish a constitution and declare your nation a constitutional monarchy

Result: 100 (+21)

You are now the universes best constitutional monarchy, People will recognise you outside of the DF universe

Roll for economy

Result: 61 (+21) = 82

lods emone yo

IF YOU ROLL FOR THIS, FIRST ROLL FOR A SAFETY HARNESS

DON'T ASK WHY

Result: 10 (+21) = 31

You get a frayed knot

Roll to find a pillar of adamantine deep underground.

Result: 61 (+21) = 82

Because you are a lazy king, you send a search party instead, they come back informing of said pillar nearby

Not only does it go underground, it spans high into the sky
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone, Well Known
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle, aFrayed kNot
Hunger: 70

[Rigel]

eat a kebab already

[Juncoph]

pray to the blood god for a roll multiplier of 1.2

[SteveJenkins]

eat a kebab already

Result: 63 (+21) = 84

You eat a kebab made by authentic Kebebia chefs

You feel great! (health + hunger restored)

pray to the blood god for a roll multiplier of 1.2

Result: 16 (+21) = 37

You get a roll multiplier of 1
Health : 100
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21 x1
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone, Well Known
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle, aFrayed kNot
Hunger: 100

[Rigel]

give the rifle and ammo to the !!SCIENTISTS!!

[SteveJenkins]

give the rifle and ammo to the !!SCIENTISTS!!

Result 87 (+21x1) = 108

the scientists look at it for a second, take it from your hands and reverse engineer it for your army

They remake one for you, using gold and rare stones
Health : 100
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21 x1
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone, Well Known
Inventory : Regal Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle, aFrayed kNot
Hunger: 100

[plad101]

Roll for deloreans and time travel