Steve's Text Adventure

[Juncoph]

roll to get an RNG multiplier of 3

[Ad Bot]

[The Killer Cop #311]

roll to nullify any bad buff from this:

roll to get an RNG multiplier of 3

[SteveJenkins]

Roll for deloreans and time travel

Result: 20 (+21 x1) = 41

you've got more kingly related things to do, but you get your scientists on it

roll to get an RNG multiplier of 3

Result: 57 (+21 x1) = 78

thanks for making me have to do more maths

roll to nullify any bad buff from this:

Result: 98 (+21 x1 (Multiplier will take effect after this post)) = 119

Buff increased to x4

Just remember guys, there's nothing stopping you from giving BAD commands, especially now since practically anything you wish for will happen
Health : 100
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21 x4
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone, Well Known
Inventory : Regal Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle, aFrayed kNot
As it becomes night, the Magic Monocle glimmers in the moonlight
Hunger: 90
The kebabian kebab wears off, Hunger will reduce as normal

Discoveries: Adamantium Spire, Basic Rifle technology, Time travel

[Juncoph]

roll to become solaire

[Rigel]

Muster an army at the base of the adamantine spire.

Have the miners tunnel into it.

[plad101]

Roll for a higher chance of critical failures

[SteveJenkins]

roll to become solaire

Result: 92 x4 +21 = forget yo maths stuff you know its good

praise the sun
earrape warning
you get a personal sun too, the size of your fist, it is a ball of glowing blue hydrogen and whatever else the forget a star is made of

Muster an army at the base of the adamantine spire.

Have the miners tunnel into it.

Result: 8 x4 +21 = 53

You didn't have miners so you ready your citizens with steel picks at the base of the spire, they will mine at it while you attend to kingly business

Roll for a higher chance of critical failures

Im honestly not sure how to respond to this. Critical failures are based on the RNG and buffs, assuming it worked considering the current buffs are op as forget, I cant control the result of a critical failure since its based on the rng unless I change the whole mathematics of it.

I could remove a buff but that's not what you asked for ;)

Health : 100
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21 x4
Passive Effects: Name: (Solaire), Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone, Well Known
Inventory : Regal Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle, aFrayed kNot, Personal Sun (Blue)
Hunger: 85
Discoveries: Adamantium Spire, Basic Rifle technology, Time travel

anyone wanna ditch some stuff? the wallet is useless since you're a king and could probably wear stuff worth more than that wallet

ill just say now the packet was going to be a bag of doritos but it seems we've just ignored that since we have food

wooden shard is. wooden shard.

Still want to keep this on fire stick in your pocket? I think not

[plad101]

Create space travel

[Rigel]

Awaken the Hidden Fun Stuff

[fireking]

roll to destroy the universe

[Ragequit]

nuke korea

[SteveJenkins]

Create space travel

Result: 50 x4 +21 = 200-and-something

YES. SPACE. SO WE CAN GET MORE SUNS

you get your magicians to invent space teleportation

Passive Effect Solaire affected

Awaken the Hidden Fun Stuff

Result: 26 x4 +21 = 125

After your citizens pierce a hollow point in the Adamantium Spire, you hear echoes of demonic screeches from below

A knight in pitch black armor approaches, you shoot him in the face and pick up a scroll he was carrying, it reads:

The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released.

That doesn't sound right, maybe he came to to the wrong person

roll to destroy the universe

3

whoops looks like you destroyed your buffs instead gg's all around

nuke korea

62 x4 +21 = 269

You hear a distant explosion, your R&D come to you with news they have invented supermassive explosives


After travelling the land for a while, you come across a large castle, You can hear people inside so it is definitely inhabited, but your castle is totally better. What do?

Health : 100
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs: +N/A
Passive Effects: Name: (Solaire), Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone, Well Known, Hidden Fun Stuff
Inventory : Regal Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle, aFrayed kNot, Personal Sun (Blue)
Hunger: 85
Discoveries: Adamantium Spire, Basic Rifle technology, Time travel, Space Travel, Nuclear weaponry

[SteveJenkins]

bumpdated

that's joining the words bump and updated

im so clever.

(should've made the update a new post goddam it.)

[tber123]

Roll to mind control the losers into joining your castle?

[plad101]

Roll to get more spooky ghosts