How long is your schlong?

[Col. Derontchi]

Well, it's about 30 feet, given its an anaconda.

Oh wait that's my schlange nvm

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

also no girl wants to get forgeted by a dude who passes out whenever he gets hard cuz his abnormally long richard requires too much blood.

So, I don't know if that is actually a thing that has ever happened, but the concept is hilarious.

[plad101]

good thing my cervix don't feel much... IM JUST SAYIN

Ooooooh

[Hawt]

did pie crust choose the last one

[Deve]

good thing my cervix don't feel much... IM JUST SAYIN

r is for rekt

[Kimon²]

So, I don't know if that is actually a thing that has ever happened, but the concept is hilarious.

i think there was some guy born with a richard so large that the biggest condoms dont fit him flaccid and he is at serious risk for passing out if he gets a boner. it sounds like hell.

[Kobewarrior]

ill admit, i dont have the biggest snake
mine is roughly 5 - 5 1/2 :|

did that help you nail a job at apple?? :)

[The Resonte!]

So, I don't know if that is actually a thing that has ever happened, but the concept is hilarious.

i remember a show about a guy with an extremely large snake so large that he would pass out every time he had an erection, making him incapable of having a love life

it's quite tragic

although that tale could've been fake

[sir dooble]

i think there was some guy born with a richard so large that the biggest condoms dont fit him flaccid and he is at serious risk for passing out if he gets a boner. it sounds like hell.

Not really, you can get snake-reduction surgery.

[Glass Joe]

Not really, you can get snake-reduction surgery.

if he goes to a hospital full of 9s and 10s he's forgeted

literally

[·::Kishgal::·]

also no girl wants to get forgeted by a dude who passes out whenever he gets hard cuz his abnormally long richard requires too much blood. and it's not like anything over 6in (that's a stretch, even) will fit in the pusillanimous individual without shoving real bad against the cervix lol

If this is what you actually think happens, you should probably stop trying to talk about snakees.

[Doughboy]

it gets confused with a weapon at airport security

[The GI of MA]

its a 5 dollah foot long

[sir dooble]

it gets confused with a weapon at airport security

Must be awkward to have a knife-shaped willy.

[Glass Joe]

Must be awkward to have a knife-shaped willy.

It penetrates, and perpetrates!