How long is your schlong?

[TheScout]

there are only slightly more richard jokes in this thread than in most other off-topic threads

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[Snoop Da Dogg]

what the forget did you think you were going to get

I was thinking of a bad pun or something. not old people in a loving speedo with a richard the size of an elephant's trunk

[randomtroll39]

I was thinking of a bad pun or something. not old people in a loving speedo with a richard the size of an elephant's trunk

enjoy your search history :)

[Mongler]

[Dante77]

half inch long 5 inches thick
its like a big mole with an opening

its like 6.7" long and 5.6" thick

[bestguy22]

[Steve5451²]

the length is a bit over average but I've got great girth.

[Afraidanna]

honestly it can be negative if your snake is longer than 9 or 10 inches, it can actually be really painful for a girl.

[·::Kishgal::·]

honestly it can be negative if your snake is longer than 9 or 10 inches, it can actually be really painful for a girl.

babyrichard spotted

[Afraidanna]

i dont have a richard

[·::Kishgal::·]

i dont have a richard

so what you're saying is... your richard is a fetus.....

[Afraidanna]

so what you're saying is... your richard is a fetus.....

as far as I have checked, im not a guy

[Freek]

as long as a childs arm

[·::Kishgal::·]

as far as I have checked, im not a guy

damn brother it's called "humour"

[bestguy22]

damn brother it's called "humour"

you are usually funny but it isn't humorous if it has to be explained