How long is your schlong?

[·::Kishgal::·]

you are usually funny but it isn't humorous if it has to be explained

i think it's more of a matter of them being dense as hell lol

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[Rabbot32]

My schlong is long, it's quite a dong, why it's even bigger than Badspot's bong! It's the size of urstar fish, which is great, because it's going up urstar fish. I am ding-dong ping-pong flick-scholng banana-sucking richard-chucking snake-loving cunt sucking moose-loving boat-loving dog-snuffingly-

Going to get banned for this post.

I feel it in my bones.

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[ZombiLoin]

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[Rabbot32]

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Good job, me.

[Mr Queeba]

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and it's not like anything over 6in (that's a stretch, even) will fit in the pusillanimous individual without shoving real bad against the cervix lol

It all depends on angle. If you point at the wrong angle you can hit the cervix in an uncomfortable spot or you can agitate the fallopian tubes or ovaries. Generally speaking it's pretty safe to just let it go where it'll go, but every once in a while it'll hit a weird spot and you'll be asked to move.

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[Maxwell.]

hey my image!

[McZealot]

i think most forumers have given themselves a little "boost" on the poll, seeing at the average size is about 5.1 inches and the forum average is about 7.5 inches (for serious responses).

[Ragequit]

5-7 is the average

you haven't finished growing yet so you're probably gonna be a 7" lol

stay away from tenshi

what if im packing 7 in at 15

[KickFlow]

honestly it can be negative if your snake is longer than 9 or 10 inches, it can actually be really painful for a girl.

I mean you can have love without putting it all in believe it or not.

[#Ravencroft]

y'all kids think length is everything, but in reality it's the girth that matters. no girl want to get forgeted by a 9 inch pencil

no girl wants a chode that can't even penetrate.