How long is your schlong?

[otto-san]

i've described it before to people as a nail

short and thin

sharp as well

[Ad Bot]

[Bears]

9' when flaccid, about 9' 1/2 to 10' when erect

[ABlockOfCheese]

I stopped measuring after 2 miles

[Snaked_Snake]

1/2 of the people in the thread:
*Brings ruler into cubical/bathroom*
*Measure snake*
*snake is 3 inches*
*Votes 10 inches on poll*

[Frequency]

the only true way to tell someone's snake size...

is to check their post count

[Foxscotch]

yeah right

[portify]

the only true way to tell someone's snake size...

is to check their post count

I think you'll find the correct figure to be 8 - posts / 10,000 inches.

[Nal]

10

[IkeTheGeneric]

11

[SgtDaemon]

I think you'll find the correct figure to be 8 - posts / 10,000 inches.

that's

actually pretty close

now i need to stop posting to stop my richard from shrinking

[Bacon Pancakes]

My snake is 1.5 inches long :)

[SBG]

My snake is 1.5 inches long :)

that's the 1st legit post of whole thing :B

[sir dooble]

According to the NHS, the average length of an ADULT (not a teenager) snake is 5.5-6.3 inches long (from base to tip) when erect.

snakees are considered unusually small when shorter than 3 inches while erect.

[·::Kishgal::·]

that's surprisingly forgiving