Insane recipie thread

[Rabbot32]

I just had a chocolate chip cookie wrapped in a taco-shell deep-fat-fried, so I thought I would make a thread for all the batstuff insane recipes out there.

I'll start with one my Grandad taught me, he called it 'A vet's bloody marry'.

Ingredients:
One shot Scotch
One shot Brandy
One shot Gin
One shot Vodka
One shot Moonshine
One shot Whiskey
One shot Rahki
One shot Tequila
One shot Gunpowder
A matchbook

Mix all of the alcohol and gunpowder together. Light, blow out flames, drink.

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[Mr Man]

Ingredients:
One shot Scotch
One shot Brandy
One shot Gin
One shot Vodka
One shot Moonshine
One shot Whiskey
One shot Rahki
One shot Tequila
One shot Gunpowder
A matchbook

Mix all of the alcohol and gunpowder together. Light, blow out flames, drink.

Add cough syrup and you've got a flaming homer

[Akio]

Add cough syrup and you've got a flaming homer

You are cool if you get this reference.

[dr_pepper]

Inb4ramonsunday

[Obliviongate20]

put the tip of a toothpick's worth of dave's gourmet insanity hotsauce on anything
i won this thread

[IkeTheGeneric]

it's really loving delicious to grill dark chocolate and parmesan cheese on a sandwich for some reason

i saw ppl talking about it online and tried it, it was the best damn sandwich i've ever had

[Bricknave]

French Toast Sandwich

Ingredients:
1 Egg
2 Tablespoons of milk
2 slices of bread
1 Tablespoon of syrup, honey or jam
1 slice of ham, bacon or sausage
1 hot oiled pan

Put the eggs and milk in a large bowl. Whisk it.
Dip the bread in the mixture.
Put the wet bread and the meat of choice on a hot pan.
Flip each thing over once.
Put one slice of french toast on a plate and put the meat on top of it.
Spread the syrup, honey or jam on top of the meat.
Add the second slice of french toast.
Eat with hands.
Voila!

[Clone v.117]

I once got really drunk and mixed tuna into my yogurt.
It was terrible.

[SBG]

Add a teaspoon of NML Cygni and a tablespoon of Cheezballer

[Sami2ss]

recipe + i = recipie

[Sheepocalypse]

5 human sacrifices
5 pints of blood

[Glass Joe]

recipe + i = recipie

no, it's a pie recipe. reciPIE.

[SWAT One]

Wait why the forget are you ingesting gunpowder?  Or is this the name of an actual drink?

[The Resonte!]

no, it's a pie recipe. reciPIE.

no it's actually "ricekrispie"

[SWAT One]

reksipie