my mother is representing Satan in court

[Im_AFK]

sounds like a case jim carrey would be on

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[The Resonte!]

is it satan-from-wreck-it-ralph

[Foxscotch]

Do you have an emergency plan incase she loses the case? I mean, what if they get mad?

it's not like it's the mob lol

[Oasis]

it's not like it's the mob lol

You're right, its the actual Devil himself.

She's going to have to flee to Vatican City.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

is it satan-from-wreck-it-ralph

no, you forget.

[Headcrab Zombie]

called her at Wal-mart

I'm confused

Also can we have some details, like what this alleged illegal establishment was?

[shamester]

Fake & Gay

What even is this anyway


Take note this is coming from Zealot

This

[McZealot]

~gotta remove for privacy purposes :(~

[Headcrab Zombie]

attorney-client contract

Oh, right
I knew that

[shamester]

Mom goes to court for illegal satan cult
Posts about it on BLF so everyone will find out.

[Foxscotch]

Mom goes to court for illegal satan cult

that's an impressive misunderstanding of this entire thread

[shamester]

that's an impressive misunderstanding of this entire thread

I can't be too specific in the details, but The Church of Satan is suing a certain organization for (illegal) "establishment of the Christian religion".

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

No, the church is suing a certain organization for their illegal activities. The Church of Satan is perfectly legal, dumbforget.

[Rigel]

I think this is pretty cool, actually. A bunch of overly-religious Christians think that they can do whatever because "God has commanded them to do so!"

[shamester]

No, the church is suing a certain organization for their illegal activities. The Church of Satan is perfectly legal, dumbforget.

You should have said that in the post instead of calling me a dumbforget ;_;