my mother is representing Satan in court

[Dannu]

I'm just gonna go ahead and call bullstuff so later I can quote this.

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[Nonnel]

this is
interesting

[The Lawyer]

They shoulda hired this guy

:)

[RTBARCHIVE]

:)

watch out
It's the fuzz

[McZealot]

~gotta remove for privacy purposes :(~

[Rigel]

bump

i want to know the outcome of this

[Ipquarx]

how can one illegally establish religion
wat

[Tayasaurus]

What a jolly good waste of time

[Headcrab Zombie]

how can one illegally establish religion
wat

"establishment of religion" means the government giving preference to a specific religion: passing laws that favor one, etc
In the US it's illegal under the first amendment

[Mr Man]

So wait, if your mother is a christian, why is she representing satan in court? I'm a christian and fyi we kinda hate that guy

[Headcrab Zombie]

So wait, if your mother is a christian, why is she representing satan in court? I'm a christian and fyi we kinda hate that guy

The simple, and most likely accurate, answer is "because she's being paid to"

[Alternat¡ve]

As long as they are paying who wouldn't represent them?

[WaterOre]

um
question
what if the opposing side wants to cross-examine the dark lord
how does that work

[SeventhSandwich]

EXHIBIT A: Jar of marmalade known to cause adultery

[McZealot]

~gotta remove for privacy purposes :(~