Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Victoriuh - THE SUNNY-SIDE UP FOR AFRICA!

[Juncoph]

japan tries to pick up sushi with chopsticks, but it slips.

union denounces sushi for dishonoring japan-friend

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[TristanLuigi]

ottomans denounce chopsticks for dishonoring japan and sushi-friend

[Jairo]

jairo give me a rough estimate of how many total soldiers i have in active duty

bring it mexico i'll loving wreck ya

around 43k

[CypherX]

can we get some motherloving updates up in this bitch

[Ragequit]

Texas diverts some of its navy to aid the Dominican revolution with gunpowder, medicine, and weapon along with 5,000 men.

[Maxwell.]

japan tries to pick up sushi with chopsticks, but it slips.

...do you need help with that.

[Kidalex90]

bring it mexico i'll loving wreck ya

Once we can research planes, I'll bomb you with my stuff.

[CypherX]

Once we can research planes, I'll bomb you with my stuff.

lel levels: top

[Operator¹]

Once we can research planes, I'll bomb you with my stuff.

good thing the U.S. did it first

[Nonnel]

the emperor wields a pair of golden chopsticks and slowly picks up some salmon. while growing close to his mouth, the chopsticks' pressure grows uneven and the salmon flips out from between them. the chopsticks are thrown in the fire.

[Ragequit]

Once we can research planes, I'll bomb you with my stuff.

not if i have anything to say about it, NERD
supply funding increases for the dominican revolution
also jairo have the texas guys made it to richmond yet

[Maxwell.]

Korea sends Japan a new western tool, called a fork, to help in these trying times

[Nonnel]

Korea sends Japan a new western tool, called a fork, to help in these trying times

the emperor uses two of them at once as chopsticks and it works. thank you friend korea!

Japan creates more ships, now utilizing steam power.

[Maxwell.]

the emperor uses two of them at once as chopsticks and it works. thank you friend korea!

...I only sent 1. Where did the 2rd one come fae.

[CypherX]

prussia watches the proceedings dismissively