Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Victoriuh - THE SUNNY-SIDE UP FOR AFRICA!

[Jairo]

china has decided to confiscate numerous chests containing british opium, mounting to nearly 2 million british pounds

the united kingdom, outraged at the chinese "theft" of smuggled drugs, has declared war against them

the united kingdom, being a great power, has opened their declaration of war to encompass any other great powers who may want to pick a bone with china

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mexico has mobilized 54,000 additional troops as a result of its jingoistic policies

while some troops are professionally trained and armed soldiers, others are poorly equipped and poorly trained recruits

[Ad Bot]

[Operator¹]

Fresh recruits in front, experienced guys in back is a good way to get more 'training' done

[Nonnel]

is zombiloin not china
if he's not then I'd like to trade

[Jairo]

china has called their ally, korea, to arms

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mexico has announced the united states as their rival

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is zombiloin not china
if he's not then I'd like to trade

I took over because he's dead

also sure

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michigan and florida have applied for statehood

[Maxwell.]

korea joins, this non citrus food is an insult to us

korea trains and arms its infantry and builds more h'wacha units to support its chinese comrades

[CypherX]

korea joins, this non citrus food is an insult to us

korea trains and arms its infantry and builds more h'wacha units to support its chinese comrades

hmmmmmmm korean empire

what citrus do u have 4 sale

[Juncoph]

michigan and florida have applied for statehood

they enter statehood

both are slave states, but taxes on the slave trade rise by 8%

michigan is free, taxes on slavery raise by 6%

[Maxwell.]

hmmmmmmm korean empire

what citrus do u have 4 sale

i have many many citri for sale but i am afraid you are too far away

[CypherX]

i have many many citri for sale but i am afraid you are too far away

stuff

[Juncoph]

america collects a militia of 35,000 men

25,000 of them join the western theatre, while the remaining 10,000 are sent to nicaragua

[Epicduke]

hey im going to play as bavaria but im going to new jersey for camping so i wont be able to play until late sunday

[Jairo]

nicaraguo-american forces have established a secure toehold near the provincial capital of managua

the capture of this city will allow the establishment of an independent nicaraguan state

meanwhile: sweeping american assaults all along the western mexican-american border have spread mexican divisions thin, necessitating the possible recruitment of more men

mexican troops en route to the nicaraguan war front are making their way through the crowded streets of the fed. rep. of central america in preparation for a full-frontal assault

hey im going to play as bavaria but im going to new jersey for camping so i wont be able to play until late sunday

aight

I'll keep the seat warm

[Juncoph]

7,500 militiamen and 2,000 members of america's standing army are diverted from the western theatre to nicaragua

[Nonnel]

they enter statehood

both are slave states, but taxes on the slave trade rise by 8%

michigan a slave state and slave taxes??
sounds like you'd be peeving everyone off

[CypherX]

michigan a slave state and slave taxes??
sounds like you'd be peeving everyone off

as a resident

[triggered]

we aint no slave state brother - detroit