Author Topic: Atlantic Anchors - Circa 1660 - Now open to heads of governments!  (Read 5719 times)

ok so first we're gonna sneak in and steal all of their crud, then pour oil/gasoline/whatever flammables we have on the deck and burn this crud to the ground water? idk what the figure of speech is here but that's what we're doing

crud[. . .]crud
Aw cute.  It's a forum virgin.  A rare sight around here.

Aw cute.  It's a forum virgin.  A rare sight around here.
he's cursed in this very thread you know

he's cursed in this very thread you know
Lol expected him to respond with "What the forget did you say to me you piece of loving stuff?"

Lol expected him to respond with "What the forget did you say to me you piece of loving stuff?"
now that you've said that he probably will
either that or deliberately try to contradict me

itt dismantling the adolescent thought process

itt dismantling the adolescent thought process
Atlantic Anchors - Circa 1660 - The Phallic Studies

Aw cute.  It's a forum virgin.  A rare sight around here.
What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

I also jizz lightning.

I order my crew for a full speed. We move forward, but as we are moving the ship fires at the other ships' sides.

Set sail for Amsterdam!
« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 11:35:12 AM by SWAT One »

Okay, why...



Something --> Happen

sorry i was on mobile when i updated the title and i forgot to respond to stuff when i got home
aka tristan sucks

you get a few hits off but your ship is hugely damaged
Set sail for Amsterdam!
yes! to ansterdaaaaaamnit a pirate is sailing towards you

i'm going to formalize the combat system either today or tomorrow
i mean ostensibly it's ready but ports aren't completely done which would make it hard to do repairs :P

We're gonna stop in Cape Town first.

Party:  Form a wedge formation around the pirate and wail on his stuff.

Like this kinda:

|·/

  =   Shoreline
  =   Pirate
  =   V.O.C. Party

Pinning him to the shore.  We ARE armed after all.

Also if the pirate vessel adjusts its bearings for the outer edge, have two ships from the mid-inner portion turn eastwards and enclose the pirate to prevent escape and then have the front edge close the gap.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 12:02:51 PM by SWAT One »

We retreat back to the Northern Colonies. I ask if we can have 4 or 5 more ships next time.

We're gonna stop in Cape Town first.

Party:  Form a wedge formation around the pirate and wail on his stuff.

Like this kinda:

|·/

  =   Shoreline
  =   Pirate
  =   V.O.C. Party

Pinning him to the shore.  We ARE armed after all.

Also if the pirate vessel adjusts its bearings for the outer edge, have two ships from the mid-inner portion turn eastwards and enclose the pirate to prevent escape and then have the front edge close the gap.
nice idea, but that's assuming you're next to a shore

We retreat back to the Northern Colonies. I ask if we can have 4 or 5 more ships next time.
your masts are shot, you won't make it far