Author Topic: Lady halps  (Read 1876 times)

So there's this girl. One year ahead. Never talked. We will go to the same school next year. I think I have a chance.
What do? How should I make the first move?

you don't have one. sorry.
Jk please give more info though.

talk to her with words

Tell her you think she's pretty first

stick it in her poopper lel i'm so funne
Become friends
Become best friends
Become BF&GF
???????
Profit

bump into her and say
'woah sorry'
and start a conversation about how sorry you were

come back when you actually exchange words with her

then you are worthy of questioning and wisdom

These magical things called words. Use them.

Say "hello", it ain't difficult.

So there's this girl. One year ahead. Never talked. We will go to the same school next year. I think I have a chance.
What do? How should I make the first move?
talk to her brother damn you pusillanimous individual ass motherforgeter

bump into her and say
'woah sorry'
and start a conversation about how sorry you were
Woah, hey guys

bump into her and say
'woah sorry'
and start a conversation about how sorry you were
No

Don't be a pusillanimous individual. Blame it all on her clumsiness

P sure chicks dig starfishs


P sure chicks dig starfishs
This is actually a common mistake, when people say girls like starfishs they think it means that they like jerks.

It's much more literal. Approach her backwards while spreading your cheeks and she'll be yours faster than you can imagine.

P sure chicks dig starfishs
I'm pretty sure chicks dig giant robots

I'm pretty sure chicks dig giant robots
i'm sure chicks dig traps too