snake inspection day (?)

[ThatRandomGuy]

I was just recently told about this. This better not be a real thing or else my school attendance will suffer. Something about gym teachers inspecting your foreskin and such.

Probably a thing to get a rise out of me but I'm curious

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[Badger]

by a teacher or a student lol

that's outrageous

[Gojira]

it's probably (hopefully) not real

[Headcrab Zombie]

yeah no that's definitely fake

[Racerboy]

by a teacher or a student lol

that's outrageous

what are all the girls supposed to do, just sit around? 

[Jasa]

[Maxxi]

this isn't real
why would some old guy touch your balls and mangle your foreskin
unless he's the rooster mongler, then you better run

[ThatRandomGuy]

If my gym teacher announces a snake inspection he better expect to try and get me out of a chemical suit. Ain't no one but certain people touching my nuts

Well, at least it appears fake

[McZealot]

Its very common in the South, and if you hear rumors about it in your school it's probably real. It's called "snake Inspection" but they really go the whole 9 yards inspecting the testicles and inserting thermometers into your various cavities. Overall it was a little fun at first but then got a bit uncomfortable.

Just don't get a boner. Super awkward.

[Nonnel]

it's uh
not a real thing

if your teacher says they're going to inspect your snake then they are a child molester and you should contact the authorities

Its very common in the South, and if you hear rumors about it in your school it's probably real. It's called "snake Inspection" but they really go the whole 9 yards inspecting the testicles and inserting thermometers into your various cavities. Overall it was a little fun at first but then got a bit uncomfortable.

Just don't get a boner. Super awkward.

you were molested

[Malin Prosper]

if your teacher says they're going to inspect your snake then they are a child molester and you should contact the authorities

but it'd be fun to get a handjob. :)

[ThatRandomGuy]

Its very common in the South, and if you hear rumors about it in your school it's probably real. It's called "snake Inspection" but they really go the whole 9 yards inspecting the testicles and inserting thermometers into your various cavities. Overall it was a little fun at first but then got a bit uncomfortable.

Just don't get a boner. Super awkward.

yep, keeping a chemical suit in my locker

[Badger]

imo just refuse to go in and he can't do anything about it

[Alternat¡ve]

I remember daily snake inspections in gym class. I swear I was always singled out for not washing my foreskin correctly. The coach would always keep me back in detention an show me the correct way to wash. He was a pretty decent guy an always seamed really keen to help out when someone was struggling.

[Adrenaline]

I remember daily snake inspections in gym class. I swear I was always singled out for not washing my foreskin correctly. The coach would always keep me back in detention an show me the correct way to wash. He was a pretty decent guy an always seamed really keen to help out when someone was struggling.

nice copypasta