Make one about me, no one knows me anyway
Well now you will be exposed.
Those who suspect that Startacker may be planning on sidetracking us so we can't substitute movement for stagnation, purposive behavior for drifting, and visions of a great future for collective pettiness and discouragement, would be well-advised not to read this letter. They may discover that they are right. Let me begin by observing that the proverbs of Theognis, like those of Solomon, are observations on human nature, ordinary life, and civil society, with moral reflections on the facts. I quote him as a witness of the fact that by mollycoddling sanguinolent marplots, Startacker has definitely earned his reputation as a larcenous witling. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, people will understand why I once told Startacker's subalterns that Startacker has only half (if that) of the information needed to make an informed decision about heathenism. As a result, I witnessed in them a paranoia that reached astonishing new levels of hysteria, which made me realize that Startacker will exploit the masses because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses subversive loons with unstable and uncontrollable rage. The question, therefore, must not be, “When will Startacker come clean and admit that he intends to mold your mind and have you see the world not as it is but as he wants you to see it?” but rather, “To what lengths will he go to instill a general ennui?”. The latter question is the better one to ask because his view is that his opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality. If Startacker's nocent, unrestrained janissaries had any moral or intellectual training, such a position would doubtlessly be rendered revolting to their better feelings.
Though I don't doubt the depth of Startacker's sentiments, it's rather the form of his expressions that I find both pertinacious and lubricious. I have a plan to present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. I call this plan “Operation restore our righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail over Startacker's warped, hubristic camorra”. (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that to someone whose eyes are open, Startacker's constantly repeated mantra that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash is an insanely mordacious notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra that Startacker avouches that big emotions come from big words. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Startacker's dream is to pursue a frowsy, putrid agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever. Then, just to twist the knife a little, he'll sell us down the river.
Startacker relies heavily on “useful idiots”, that is, people who unwittingly do Startacker's dirty work for him. Without his swarms of useful idiots, Startacker would not have been able to conceal the fact that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how there's something wrong with this picture. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also begin a course of careful, planned, and coordinated action. To be honest, he knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive—or at least overlook—all of his contemptuous excesses. My take on the matter is that Startacker's vaporings can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that by depriving people of dignity and autonomy, Startacker has erected a monument to mysticism. Only it does not seem proper to say that such a thing has been “created”. “Excreted”, “belched”, “spewed”, and “spat out” are expressions more appropriate to the object here described. You see, I like to say that Startacker is determined to put as little thought as possible into solving the undeniable problems that our society is still facing with regard to alcoholism. He always gets agitated whenever I say things like that. Regrettably, the substance of Startacker's complaints about such statements indicates either that he has entirely misunderstood my point or else that he is deliberately misrepresenting it. Either way, Startacker insists that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject.
One doesn't need a finely developed sense of irony to note that Startacker demands obeisance from his stooges. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Startacker forces them to shove the nation towards Satanism. Even by Startacker's own account, every time he spouts some nonsense about how criminals are merely social rebels, the effect is that his chargés d'affaires become even more loyal to him. Sociologists refer to the phenomenon of increased devotion to an eccentric theory at the very hour of its destruction by external evidence as “cognitive dissonance”. I call it proof that Startacker is not your average humorless flapadosha. He's the deluxe model. As such, he's poised to reinvent and manipulate words and criminalize ideas one day.
Rhetoric aside, Startacker's perspective is that granting him complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. My perspective, in contrast, is that Startacker has a sixth sense that grants him an uncanny—almost supernatural—ability to smell at a distance the blood of the vulnerable. That's just a fancy way of saying that Startacker has been peddling all sorts of half-baked and discredited theories. For example, he insists that the stork is responsible for procreation. As if that weren't bad enough, in order to convince us that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface, Startacker often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. I believe in “live and let live”. Startacker, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of his ultimata but endorsement of them. It's because of such demented demands that I warrant that I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because it's unfortunate that he has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped. Why am I furious? Because he keeps saying that truth is merely a social construct. This is exemplary of the nonsensical rhetoric and scaremongering that typifies the language of niddering nutcases and other lethargic misosophists. And why am I embarrassed? Because our freedom to oppose our human vices wherever they may be found—arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on—is not merely something desirable in theory. This freedom must be protected and promoted by actions—and not just words—if we are to discuss the programmatic foundations of Startacker's loquacious plaints in detail. We must start by acknowledging that we should not concern ourselves with Startacker's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that Startacker believes with sincere conviction that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. Providing a cornucopia of evidence to the contrary won't faze him; he's immune to any sort of reality check. That's why we are now stuck with a malignant gangsterism bearing a human face—that of Startacker. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that if you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance.
Startacker once said that people prefer “cultural integrity” and “multicultural sensitivity” to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that Startacker and his lynch mob have been hard at work creating a one-world government combining snobbism and antinomianism under the same tent, all under their control. Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced that there is such a plot, international in scope, generations old in planning, and incredibly rabid in intent. If this uncivilized scheme is successful, you can wave goodbye to your freedom to say anything publicly about how I recently received quite a bit of flak from the local commentariat for reporting that Startacker is a vulture living on the labor and the good nature of the rest of the world. The criticism I received is surprising because I was merely pointing out what is generally accepted, that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Startacker's subterfuge. I'm totally stunned.
A more fundamental problem is that Startacker is typical of rummy geeks in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his exegeses. His propaganda machine once said that he would never siphon away the more beautiful and fragile parts of the human soul. So much for credibility! I may be opening a Pandora's box by writing this, but his unenlightened dream is starting to come true. Liberties are being killed by attrition. Conspiracism is being installed by accretion. The only way that we can reverse these high-handed, furacious trends is to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. To be precise, he twists every argument into some sort of “struggle” between two parties. Startacker unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to feed us a fanciful load of horse manure as unassailable truth.
Is it just me, or do other people also think that Startacker hopes that by clever arrangements he may succeed in saving his threatened power? I ask because Startacker really struck a nerve with me when he said that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. That lie is a painful reminder that Startacker is widely seen as unforgivable for putting our liberties at risk by a froward and catty rush to acquire public acceptance of his bad-tempered strictures. Expect him to lie low for a while and allow public amnesia to expurgate the immediacy of his sins. Afterwards, he'll unmistakably return to turning back the clock and repealing all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. My hope, though, is that the second time around, people will be aware of the fact that Startacker should have been placed long ago in a locked psychiatric unit. I would have committed him to such a facility under the justification that he wants to issue a flood of bogus legal documents. It gets better: He actually believes that you and I are objects for him to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings. I guess no one's ever told him that he cannot be tamed by “tolerance” and “accommodation” but is actually spurred on by such gestures. Startacker sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue violating values so important to our sense of community.
It has been said that Startacker's ideologies are enmeshed in particularism. I believe that to be true. I also believe that his primary goal is to force us to do things or take stands against our will. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that Startacker's rantings are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're entirely obscene, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, Startacker knows exactly where he wants his nemeses. He wants to put them in the lowest-paying jobs. He wants to put them outside the equal protection of the law. He wants to put them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness. And then he expects them to sing his praises? The reality is that anyone who has spent much time wading through the pious, obscurantist, jargon-filled cant that now passes for “advanced” thought in the humanities already knows that Startacker uses people and destroys lives without compunction. What may be news, however, is that if we let him shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts, then greed, corruption, and unilateralism will characterize the government. Oppressive measures will be directed against citizens. And lies and deceit will be the stock-in-trade of the media and educational institutions.
If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to exercise due diligence in providing light, information, and knowledge about Startacker's mendacious ebullitions. As I like to say, some of my acquaintances express the view that it is morally unjustifiable for Startacker to sully my reputation. Others express the view that Startacker is an antisocial tadpole swimming in a stentorian pond. I am prepared to offer a cheer and a half for each view; together, they paint a sufficiently complete picture of Startacker to warrant a full three cheers. Last but not least, Startacker is intentionally being detestable.
