Two girls are hitting on me.

[HissingWalnuts]

No, "stick it in her pooper"? Come on guys I thought you were better than that.

[Ad Bot]

[shamester]

1. Yolo it and do a 3 some
2. Whip it out and which ever one likes it the most, go with that one

Just walk up to their desks, zip your pants down and flop it on the desk

[Nonnel]

No, "stick it in her pooper"? Come on guys I thought you were better than that.

What's stuck in your pooper?

[Cortunix³]

for the last time pillows cant talk dude

rekt

[Doughboy]

they want to be with you so when the apocalypse comes they can kill you, gut you and have ample room for them both to survive

[Frequency]

Just walk up to their desks, zip your pants down and flop it on the desk

peanuts don't flop.

[termianallyCapricious]

Turn Gay

[plad101]

peanuts don't flop.

It's hard to flop it out onto the desk when your microscopic richard gets stuck in your fursuit

[Frequency]

It's hard to flop it out onto the desk when your microscopic richard gets stuck in your fursuit

daaaaamn

[The Killer Cop #311]

It's hard to flop it out onto the desk when your microscopic richard gets stuck in your fursuit

[AtlasBlue]

Become a fundamentalist mormon and practice plural marriage

Just tell them you don't like them. If you have to, get rude.

[Mr Man]

I read this as "two girls are sitting on me"

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

It's hard to flop it out onto the desk when your microscopic richard gets stuck in your fursuit

[Rally]

The best thing to do in this situation is realize that neither of them are hitting on you. They are both giving you polite reasons as to why they would not date you.

[otto-san]

respect the girl's relationship. if she can't do the same, i would have concerns about if she would give you similar treatment.

if you aren't interested in the other girl then that's that and there's not much more to it. ofc there's nothing wrong with giving her a shot, she might surprise you