Author Topic: Zombie apocalypse thread V10+10^100.It's that time of the month again  (Read 1927 times)

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Discuss yer zombie plans, BLF.

Prescriptions:
Zombies can be either the classic "uuuugh uuuugh *shuffle*" kind, or the "Scatbipboopitybitybiboombibib op *runs at*" kind.
Your logic must make sense. Do not randomly crash cars into walls and steal trashcans.
You don't know how to drive a tank. Including a tank in your plan makes you look dumb, unless you're really good at explaining why you can drive an armored military vehicle.
Magic doesn't exist.
You can have whatever you want in your plan, but prepare for hard criticisms. As said before, you don't need a katana to cut a loving head off.
No zombie stripclubs.

Alright, first things first, I need to secure a spear and a gun. Spear's for keeping the zombies away, gun's for the people who arn't nice or when the spear isn't appropriate. If the internet still works, snag information on how to build a silencer at home. If not, local gunstore sells them. Swing in, steal silencer, swing out. My family owns a small collage-kid's car, it's fuel effenceint but it's running like stuff, so I'll have to make the choice between that or the bigger car we own. I can drive both. Comes with newspapers, and newspapers are good insulation, so +10 to warmth. I live in a military town on the coast, so swing 'round, steal a boat, a stuff ton of MRE's, ammo, potable water, water purification software, fuel, fuel, and some fuel, and jetski swim boat my way to Europe and hope like hell the infection hasn't hit them as bad as it has us.
Die five minutes after launching because I know forget all about driving a boat.

Criticisms welcome.

Use my magic to get a tank and drive it into a wall after I steal a trash can from the zombie strip club.

well one thing's for sure furdle will be the first to die

First things first, I'm gonna steal a trashcan to build a car to crash into the wall of a military base. Then I'll enter the hole it creates and steal a tank. This tank is magic and can fly to Heaven where there are many zombie strip clubs. Where katanas are banned. And I'll live happily ever after.

Use my magic to get a tank and drive it into a wall after I steal a trash can from the zombie strip club.
forget

die

i mean what left is there to live for in a zombie wasteland
what's the point of surviving
it's not like you're going to get to see cool things or make a nice living for yourself

besides you're going to die anyway, you might as well do it painlessly and by choice

i would cut 2 holes in a box and stick my legs in them and walk around like a turtle
the zombies will never get me


hide in a drawer with dozens of popcorn bags and a microwave

hide in a drawer with dozens of popcorn bags and a microwave
but whappens when
the popcorn runs out



I'm a robot, I can't be infected.
You should probably survive with me

i'd just die, there'd be no point living in that situation
unless we're talking left 4 dead rules

>find furdle
>throw furdle at zombie horde
>run like hell

obligatory mention of curdle getting rekt