Author Topic: you have 5 minutes of life left in you, what do you do (Read 3361 times)

childofdarkness016 · May 22, 2015, 01:44:59 AM

finish this godforsaken spanish essay i'm writing right now

like everything i write from it is literal gold in my sleep-deprived opinion and if it were the last thing i ever wrote that would be fan-loving-tastic.

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Alyx Vance · May 22, 2015, 05:26:29 AM

Walk to the bathroom, piss, walk out, die on the way back to my room

Machaty · May 22, 2015, 06:33:41 AM

I would go to my elementary school with my girlfriend and show her around. So many memories.

Katadeus · May 22, 2015, 06:39:10 AM

Skype with my sister

Agent Legit 22 · May 22, 2015, 06:40:35 AM

Drive a tank

ThatRandomGuy · May 22, 2015, 06:43:04 AM

Drive a tank in public: Russian style

Maxwell. · May 22, 2015, 06:48:49 AM

kill myself

Mr Queeba · May 22, 2015, 06:49:06 AM

Not die

Darkmario765 · May 22, 2015, 07:10:19 AM

Depends, will I die Final Destination style or just drop to the floor dead?

Akio · May 22, 2015, 07:50:32 AM

Break my back so I could suck myself off

Nonnel · May 22, 2015, 08:15:57 AM

I'd probably just act normally
I'd have stayed home tho

Refticus · May 22, 2015, 09:25:56 AM

clear browser history

all of it

then jack off

Headcrab Zombie · May 22, 2015, 10:20:11 AM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on May 22, 2015, 05:26:29 AM

Walk to the bathroom, piss, walk out, die on the way back to my room

That's a long piss

Tom060197 · May 22, 2015, 10:22:43 AM

eat people

Tudoreleu · May 22, 2015, 10:37:05 AM

clear browser history on both of my browsers, then start doodling something in paint tool sai